Mr Peeper's Fables

You have heard of Aesop's Fables ?...how about Mr Peeper's Fables ?... Mike Johnson , the Speaker of the 'House'...well, Speaker of trump...came up with this tale...and it is a doozy...now, kids. this is a doggone truth...let's set the stage...the Epstein Files ...you know all about them...and that trump is trying to find a way out of them...but, he is seen and listed all over the files...so, for the longest time...he has been trying, in vain, to distance himself from the bloody mess... The last shenanigan ?...this is a whopper...he had Mr Peepers actually tell the press...that he was an FBI INFORMANT !...as he was involved, for the sake of the government...trump was on the FBI dais...what on earth?...only the hardened maga dudes and gals, will buy this one...can hardly wait for the Q to be asked of him...'did you, mister president, serve as an informant for the FBI, in your alleged connection with Epstein?'... Wonder who was the brain trust on this?...who ...