The Tater Prize

The ability of the Bum's prize player, Shohei Ohtani, has caused quite the stir in this neighborhood...well, all of LaLa Land...he didn't do it, playing for the Anaheim Angels...but, oh my, he has blossomed, moving to the other side of the city...50/50...and, his latest tater, er home run, was garnered by a fan...who wouldn't give it up...took the ball home...no negotiation...sure, he will wait for the right price...a million?...probably more...I call it 'The Tater Prize'... Staying in the wild wild Wild West...we, the Friars, are 4 back of the Bums...the DBacks are 6 back...we host the White Sox...for a set this weekend...fingers crossed... Your guy trump, meeting with a group of Jewish folk...blamed them for any loss in the polls...and said he needs their support...I still say, quit covering this foo...man, he would blow his gasket...er, his blonde head... What's with the dude in North Carolina?...running for Guv?...egads...what a past he has... An observation...