Meat Monger
A bloody 'meat monger' ...isn't that like a 'fish monger?' ...or like a bloke who pre-sips the wine you ordered, a sommelier? ...BTW, who on earth came up with THAT spelling?...hmmm, a guide on a safari for you heathens, but one for a fishing trip for you normals...or a 'caddy' at an exclusive golf course...USED to be, you would go to an actual store (office?) that someone would set up a trip for you... travel agent ...guess I am back in the never never land... does that cost extra? ... I'll pick my own out, thank you ...yes'm, I am cheap... When was the last time you had one of these?... the yellow book...the phone book...the directory ...and you would quickly search to see if you were in it, and had a good spot...ha ha...or, if you needed to be, or wanted to be...incognito, just your front initial was there, but no address ...way cool...and then, the advertisements!...lawdy, countless pages needed...to call for pizza...GONE!... it's all gon...