Saturday, May 27, 2023

Fresh Air


This is for all you worker bees in this fine world...specifically restaurant ones...when you are serving, waiting on, cooking, and owning one...in a confined area...for a 5-8 hour shift...you are so lucky...fortunate...that there is an entry point, where patrons can eat, or drink, OUTSIDE!...now, some of you are cursing at the Horse...yes, happens more in SoCal...you may work in a colder, much colder, place in the country...my point, is that you can traverse OUTSIDE, and breathe in the FRESH AIR!...I noticed this last nite, while we were at one here in the Gaslamp...Las Hadas...which we have re-found...long story...and ALL the worker bees, would find time to come out in the front...where we were seated...I get it....I would, too...it was like when I was teaching...I always desired the rooms with windows...do YOU know what I mean?...

The Friars are in NY, taking on the damned Yankees...guess what?...we won!...a 5-1 smiling effort...Jr hit a dinger and got to give it back to the RF clan in that stadium...for youse who know the place, that's where the roudies are...he had a good time rubbing it in...today, this am...10 o'clock...we are without Bogie and Manny...

The road to stardom, is now kaput for the teaching pro, Michael Bland...the slipper does not fit...he had an 11 over 1st round...and bolted to the bottom of the list...it's OK, as he got plenty of attention...and a nice tune of $288 grand...sounds good to moi...

Can Boston beat the Heat in DeSantis's Florida (DF)?...even the series up?...odds are again 'em...but, the Horse says that they will get it...gonna change history....YES!...talk is cheap, as the Heat's Jimmy Butler 'guarantees' a win...

How's the bloody debt ceiling confab going?...well, the members are breaking for the Memorial...figure it will work out...early next week...

The word out of China...is that the country is over-run with...gets this...Covid!...again...oh my...here we go again...

Listen up, kids...I have two artists that are tingling...Lainey Wilson...and, you are gonna laugh...until you hear him...Jelly Roll...they are really entertaining...trust the Horse...

There are many out here...but, I have this yearning to go to a....pow wow...I can recall some, when we lived out at Chemawa...and one at Warm Springs...yea, just have that feeling...we did go to a 'Native Show' out at a casino one nite...it was singing and dancing...the singing was getting to me...sounded like crying...you have no idea...the impact it had on moi...

The Navajos have this 'hoop dance' that is incredible...

Let's pretend that your son had a choice...to date...KK or Taylor Swift?...or Madonna?...as a parent, who'd you tally your vote to him?...well, kinda like this...'Farmer Wants a Wife'...is gonna have season 2...still think they should have 'Injun Wants a Wife'...this is prejudice...right?...

Peace to you all...


Friday, May 26, 2023

The Friday Follies


The Oath Keepers founder, was just sentenced to 18 years in prison...for his part in the Coup attempt.
..call it what you want...and the thing that still gets me...the orchestrator, is still playing golf in DeSantis's Florida (DF)...free as a bird...as yet another of his pawns goes into the slammer...his vow, to pardon them all...when he gets elected, is enough to gag a maggot...yes, kids, this is what we are down to...

I have told you about our 'shelter in place'....which we were NEVER given the go ahead...well, the Diego police say they have arrested a suspect...this is good, but how about clearing the proclamation...

The Celtics had no problem with the Heat, and close the gap to 3-2...heed my warning, this is the team that could break the 150-0 sweep curse...they have the talent...next game is back in DeSantis's Florida (DF)...

The Friars in a dramatic come from behind win in DC...down in the 9th...2 outs, and Odor hits a 3 run dinger to win the game...much needed series win...off to NYC to play the damn Yankees...well, somewhere in NY...

The bologna piece, triggered some more of the era...I would just have a Miracle Whip san, if we had no bologna...true story...the reason?...well, other than no meat...was that there was this thing in the 'Hot Lunch' program...that you had to show you ate all the food on your tray...the Peas Guard, Miss Norton, would send you back to your table, until you did...well, kids, I hated peas...the ONE time I had the 'hot lunch', I was petrified to go up...stuffed them in my milk carton...and then ran like Hell...so, I never went back...she terrified me so, I was so worried I would get her as my teacher...fortunately, didn't...man, I don't know if she was good or not...but, I sure had my suspicions...

I don't know why but almost every time I read or hear about 'AI'...'Artificial Intelligence'...I think of trump...certainly not what it is, but what he says...seems artificial...made up...filled with ZERO backings...something he just made up on the spur of the moment...he can't read, write, or LISTEN...

Been told, that I write very similarly to the late Andy Rooney...well, gosh, that is a compliment...but, far from a truth...I'm also typing as fast as I think...which has improved over these 15 years...of Crazy Horse...

If you call yourself a 'dork', that is OK, but you can't call someone else a 'dork'...how about 'dick?'...you would never call yourself that...

Saw a piece, er a vid...of MTG...somehow she was at the top of the chambers in the House...asking the floor to be quiet and civil...and she was pounding the gavel...think about that for a second...she who booed the Prez on his 'State of the Union' address...anyhoo, nobody payed her any attention and the Congressionals kept on a blabbering...it was hilarious!...

Whoopi said that the downfall of society here in the USA was when American Idol began it's reign on the pixels...huh?...

42 million people are expected to travel more than 50 miles this Memorial Weekend...the numbers...well, I know our money man, JJ, is...here in Diego...way more than 50...

Gonna end with this...the word out of the DeSantis camp...he is going to unleash on trump, starting this weekend...well now, this is going to be Memorial...


Thursday, May 25, 2023

Test, Test, and then Test...Again



The launch of your next republican candidates name to the list who wants to be the nomination of that party...was a disaster...no surprise...as DeSantis of Florida (DF) did it again
...he was trying to use the social media Twitter...and it turned into a debacle...couldn't get the message out right...listen, dude...you need to Test, Test, and then Test...again...before you come on the web net...let alone, he is way far down on the list of possibles...as I have said before, he is more trouble to all of us...than even donny...his rule in Florida is an exact example of what he is capable of...republicans, there are many people out there...find yourself one better than this one...which shouldn't be that hard...

I told you about our 'shelter in place' episode...really, we haven't had the 'all clear' yet...thus far, the police have no clue who he was, where he went, no nothing...at least, that's what we have been told...or, not told...told was the key word in that whole thang...

The passing of Tina Turner...83...you know, we have had a lot of 'stars' from our era, pass on lately...she was a very awesome talent...hit the stage and was magic...so much energy...

I thought I was the only one who survived via bologna, back in me youth...gosh, by so many people commenting, I was not alone...made me smile, as the Horse unraveled some great sandwiches, that I had no idea about...is it not the same 'meat' that is in hot dogs?...did this open up more commentary?...

Speaking of hot dogs...the nutritionists tout that they are so bad for you...like what isn't?...I am a big fan...simple stuff for moi...grilled, mustard and relish...no mas...beef ones, I think...turkey ones?...blasphemy...

Man, I have myself going...back in Orygun, we had these sausages called 'Octoberfest Sausages'...coupled them with macaroni and cheese...and a salad to balance the plate off...yes, I absolutely loved that...they don't have them down here in SoCal...boooooo...

Do they have Bud Light in Florida?...

Charcuteries...you know what these are?...of course you do...it is our thang...with a glass or two of vino...I bet you a quid, that there are some sausages on the platter...some cheddar cheese...grapes...crackers...fig jam...other cheeses...much more...

Golf...this is the topic for a bit...Pro Golf...as the new league of 'LIV'...54...headed up by Greg Norman, and funded mostly by Saudi $...a new brand of golf...54 holes...teams, included...which was founded to lure guys away from the regular PGA Tour...let's not go into, the fact that the Horse despises Norman...BUT, I can see guys, that are 40+ taking the outlandish cash to sign on...most can't compete with the young guns on the regular tour...Brooks Koepka (NOT 40) did so, as he was hobbled...for one...and rehabbed, and is now back to his abilities...and is still young...so he won, and won again...I don't blame the dudes...it's a lot of money, and it sets them up for life...I get it...I still think that Norman stinks...is this gonna go the same way the pro football went...when they had the AFL and the NFL?...

Survivor...still the best produced reality show on the pixels...Jam Jam won...it's such a test for people to indeed survive...vote people out and then...get their vote to win...interesting dilemma...the same sorta thing for the summer show, 'Big Brother'...nonsensical mishmash of people...who the cameras watch all day and all nite...we always say, we are not watching this year...and yet, we do...people are strange...

KK has this quote "who would want to date me?"...well, nobody I know...of course, all my amigos are 70+...

Listen basketball junkies...do NOT count out the Celtics yet...if they play up to their talent, they could do the absolute long shot of long shots...recover from 3 nil in hoops...

Speaking of Celtics...I read in the Statesman Journal, me old coaching buddy, Larry Keeker, guided his McNary High Celtics to a come from behind win in their playoffs...baseball...how old is he anyhoo?...congrats, Keek!...

Here at the home...the refrigerator...we gots nuttin in it...so, the Costco trip is on the docket...as well as a trip to Goodwill to drop off some stuff...pick up Boss's contacts in, well, outta town...wash the rig and get some petrol in it...and ?...

Truth be told...I just as well have a PB&J sandwich...chunky peanut butter and raspberry jam...my choice...


Wednesday, May 24, 2023

Bologna



Baa-low-knee
...yes, that is the pronunciation...who'd a thunk this one up?...another of the crazee spelling snafus in this language...why am I bringing this up today, Horse?...I am asking myself...it's what I do...talk to myself...do it a lot on the golf course...swear at myself...do you ever do that?...

Bologna was a staple when I was a youngin...not exactly sure what was in it...beef, pork, chicken...parts or whatever...really didn't care...it was sorta meat...yup, didn't want to know...it was what we had...surely, cuz it was affordable...a gourmet sandwich was it and a lathering of Miracle Whip in so yummy white, balloon bread...I loved it...in later years, like in college, I had am amigo who would fry his bologna up...you know, for some fine heated meat...

As time went by...we, the gang, would use bologna as slang for something that wasn't a truth...somehow, whoever comes up with slang...decided to start it, cuz they KNEW bologna was all fake something...come to think of it, I don't even realize that I probably still use the word like that...all these years later...I will bet ya that many of the youngins, don't even know what bologna is...their sandwiches have to be turkey breast, honey baked ham, chiseled roast beef...heathens...they have no idea....what real is...

Bologna is really a city in Italy...some call it 'The Fat City'...really, it is the culinary capital of the country...yet...yes, bologna did originate there...but, it was called mortadella...way back when...the 1400's?...I think that is right...c'mon, who would want a mortadella sandwich?...so, the city got it's world wide fame, changing it to...what it is now known...

Speaking of Italy and throw in Sicily...way back when the people there were literally starving...and made their way over to America...immigration...there was a time that they were funneled to New Orleans...and actually pushed the slaves out of work...really...they would work for virtually dimes...anything to survive...this I had no idea about, until I saw it on the PBS Show about historical backgrounds...they were doing Tony Danza...gosh, it is so interesting...people trying to survive...do you not see the similarity to the Central Americans seeking to come here, now?...

Here at the home...well, all of downtown Diego...we were on high alert...as a killer was on the loose...killed one and shot another...we were on involuntary lockdown...or, is that voluntary?...red alert...be careful...this was at about noon yesterday...ho hum, right?...

The Friars won their 2nd in a row...this game was in DC...perhaps, a sign of things to come?...the Celtics looked like themselves finally, and staved off a sweep by the Heat in Miami...gosh, you never know...they do have the talent to do the near impossible, come back from a 3-nil start...

The NAACP has issued a warning to NOT go to Desantis's Florida (DF)...people of color should be in caution...if you travel there...no kidding...this is real, kids...

All those things we had done to our home...got finished...whew...we were sweating with the oldies...not easy moving furniture and then...moving it back...don't tell anyone...shhhh...but, it was fun to dissect the bed, and then figure it out...and then we moved it...to a diff spot...well, anyway...it is done...hip hip...we have a massage thinger on the bed...Boss hates it...it's only on my side, now....bzzzzzzzz....

Jeff Bezos and his new girl are engaged...this is fine...but, listen all, when you puff up your lips...IT NEVER LOOKS RIGHT!...it's hard to not look at them...

Just saw the clock...gotta run...


Tuesday, May 23, 2023

Getting it Right


Condo living...has some repairs to it also...like a home?...a house?...no...but, inside the structure...yup
...as we have had some stuff...the expert window cleaner...we have gobs of windows...amazing...our ice maker went on the Fritz (what on earth is that slang?)...had it replaced...and today, we have a carpet dude, here, to stretch out the carpets...of course, we are dependent on the many people above us, to keep their units running properly...we are on floor 5, there are 35 floors...

The whole living arrangement is kinda cool...great views...we have 2 decks...24 hour security...walking to restaurants, bars, and parks...and to Petco for the Friars...we are 5 minutes away from Amtrak...10 minutes away from the airport...2 blocks away from the trolley, which goes most everywhere...and we have Lyft and Uber available 24 hrs...our Doc is 15 minutes away and messages us whatever we need...rad...

Yes, this vertical living has it's plusses...it wasn't cheap, but nuttin is in SoCal...with the old Jerry Seinfeld series, he called his condo 'his home'...it is just that...I keep thinking back to all that stuff we stored in our previous home in Orygun...it is all streamlined now...ha ha...

The Nuggets did finish off them Lakers...how sweet it is...there is a clip showing LeBron saying 'he should be coaching this damn team'...right, the inmates revolt...imagine 'coaching' in that league...and now, if the Heat do the next one...the sweep of the Celtics...then it will be set...for the Champ series...

This debt ceiling...'getting closer'...just wonder what is being bargained about...we need someone who knows about money in the meeting...trump?...ha ha ha ha...he be in debt...but he wrote about $?...nope, it was a ghost writer...he can't write or spell...

You confused as to the Russia invasion of Ukraine?...now, the reports of strikes in...RUSSIA!...what is going on?...you KNOW my synopsis, that Putin will get the pink slip from the Kremlin...

Broken record here...but, damn, that series 'The Diplomat' is great...we just finished season 1...it is a little deep and you might have to think through it...just call me, Snooki, I will explain...

Just saw this poll...63% of all Americans think that trump believes that pro rasslin is real...

Yes, I said I wanted a 'Bud Light'...

I don't get this...maybe I do...Judges warn trump, in his many cases...to NOT talk about the case...and he still does...is this contempt?...calls people names...how does he get away with this?...ANY other person would be held...fined, perhaps, jailed...right?...

Jeffrey Epstein...so many powerful, and or rich people, were entangled with the bloke...the list continues to grow...makes me wonder, what were all these 'guys' doing?...I have a guess...a clue...an inkling...money must buy anything...

We just constructed a new Cosmo trip...up the coastline...of course, to see our kids, included...the end product is the Hearst Castle...it is not easy, doing this at such a late time...but does look solid....

'This Magic Moment'...terrific song by ?...originally by the Drifters, circa 1960...then redone by Jay and the Americans...in 1968...my fav was the latter...did you know the flip side of that, was 'Since I Don't Have You'...another Horse fav...but, by the Skyliners...that song was covered by many...ie, Guns N' Roses, Don McLean,, Ricky Nelson, Patti LaBelle, Eddie Holman, Chuck Jackson, Manfred Mann, and the Vogues...whew...this too, was a splendid tune...



Monday, May 22, 2023

The Idol



For all of you who have followed the American Idol Show thru the years...I have to think that this one was one of the best
...the judges are spot on...they appear to really care about the contestants...there is none better than Lionel Ritchie....just a class act...

The fan vote is always a quizzical thang...the tally and all...as you know, I am skeptical about any of this...I like to see actual numbers...as I have queried the process from day 1...but, that is what most of these talent shows do...'trust us'...the other one, the Dancing With the Stars...who knows...

The Hawaiian kid was clearly the fav this time around...at least for the Horse...and the crowd in attendance, too...HE WON!...but over the years, there have been some great winners, and especially some runner ups...that have been stars in waiting...Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Adam Lambert, Jennifer Hudson, Kat McPhee, Scotty McCreery, Lauren Alaina, Haley Reinhart, Ruben Studdard, Clay Aiken, Jordan Sparks, to name just some I recall...perhaps, the most under appreciated, is Gabby Barrett...

The final show was fun...the highlights were Jelly Roll (seriously), Lainey Wilson, and the collaboration of Judge Katy Perry and Haven Madison....who I think has a shot at stardom...watch for her...and of course, the winner Iam Tongi, who I would GO and see in concert...

Must talk a bit about the good time story of the PGA teaching pro, Michael Block...who not only finished tied for 15th...but, had a HOLE IN ONE on the final round...a winner, just as such...the W by Brooks Koepka...the whole T...stud...

The NBA playoffs...both the Heat and Nuggets lead 3 nil...so good...especially that the damned Lakers are LOSING!...makes my month...

The Republican frontrunner...your guy trump...has already started up with his name calling...singling out his Florida Guv as tiny...and the gal on the View as a bunch of shaming things...he is despicable...and I can't believe YOU would vote for him...if he is in the slammer, would YOU still vote foe him?...

If you are not into the Diplomat yet, do so...Netflix...you can thank me later...or now...or whenever...as I said before, it is a little deep...you can ask questions anytime...I am here...

'They' are meeting today on the Debt Ceiling...what's the odds that it works out this week?...

This is a dear thing...Harlan Crow wants to stop talking about Chief Justice Clarence Thomas...is he Chief?...well, SCOTUS member...no kidding...they need to break up...it may be too late...

THE water source for much of the west....the Colorado River...the preservation of all the tributaries...the 2 major lakes, Powell and Meade...depend on that water...so much more...the Biden Administration is working on the problem...and within 3 years things should improve...absolutely necessary...

It was a startling tee time this am...so, this is why...I am releasing this now...

Smile...


Sunday, May 21, 2023

Oh, the Pain




Sports...there are winners and losers...it is the nature of it all...the highs and the lows
...'act like you've been there'...'only the good survive'...'nice guys finish last'...the sayings are countless...and are used by most every coach or leader in the game...ah, games...motivation...stabilization...realization...if you are a sports junkie, you will see this...especially in the South SoCal area...as the Friars are fumbling about...diving near the bottom...why?...the 'talent' is there...so what gives?...'The Thrill of Victory and the Agony of Defeat'...ABC...

The NBA...you KNOW the powers to be...like the TV people and their ratings...so dearly want the Lakers and Celtics in the finals...the script is set...and yet...the other two teams in the mix, are altering that outcome...the Nuggets are now up 3 nil...and the Heat are hosting today, at 2 nil...so sorry, TV folks...as you know in sports, it's not over 'til the ____________ sings...another of those sayings...

The PGA Major...has a couple of LIV guys in the elite...Brooks Koepka, and Bry DeChamboo...man, does the latter look way smaller...can't help but say roids...was his beefing up, a while back...the Canadian Connors, the Norwegian Hovland, and the great American hope, Scheffler...lead the possibles...oh yea, the feel good story of the week, the teaching Pro Michael Block is 8th!...at even par still, and is going out with Rory today....these are the highs...

The confab with the Repubs and Demos on the debt ceiling still not working...they are meeting, but no solution as of this am....

A mishap at the home...the window washers...like the dudes who climb up and down the outer walls...well, they shattered a window...by accident of course...and the glass fell into the swimming pool...had to be drained, and swept...what a job...what a mess...

Tonight, Idol crowns their champ...it is rarely the best one of the lot...who knows who calls in?...who knows the numbers?...should be the Hawaiian kid, but the past history of this show, favors the guy with the guitar from the south...just sayin'...

Where is Jelly Roll?...

Maybe it's cuz I have yet to see the Padres play...they are a waiting for me to show...well, I could say the same...I am a waiting for them to show...up...

'It's on the lip'...the golf ball is lying on the lip of the cup...and looks like it is moving...took 35 seconds, and it indeed drop...the rules guys did their thang...penalty for that...took too long...man, it takes 8 times that long for some of the pros to hit the ball...ease up...

Just read thru this, and realized...I haven't mentioned donny once...well, I did say Jelly Roll...but, that's not him...trump has a lawyer team that is working feverishly (my assumption)...to combat the upcoming Georgia case...and, I am sure to find a way to stave off the money fine from his last court loss in NYC...does he pay his help?...how?...hey you forevers, give give give...he needs the cash...there, I did include him in today...

Yes, kids...it is the Sudoku Monster Puzzle...the pain of it all...the highs and the lows...the Horse will prevail...maybe...

Bobby Flay says...

Good morning all! ...egads, the Horse was sick sick sick yesterday...no idear why...but, it was touch and go, if you know what I mean...had ...