Fernando Tatis, Jr
Must lead with this... the star SS of the mighty Padres ... Fernando Tatis, Jr ...who I just refer to as Junior, ah, Jr...in my column... had an EPIC NITE ...he hit 3 home runs in ONE GAME! ...as the Friars won their 8th straight ...coupling with that, the fact that the DBacks lost their 24th consecutive road game ...he had 2 more shots at a 4th...singled and made an out...lost in the amazing feat, was Croney getting his 4th straight home run game ...we on fire?...you could say that... 159 yet unaccounted for ...tragic and beyond belief... the Condo Collapse in Miami...now termed a 'pancake collapse' ...they have words or terms for everything...as we have been watching and wondering...the lil woman wrote to our building head, asking for clarification on the stability of our condo... Ah, she was on a bike ride yesterday...her, she, the lil wurman...does she not resemble a...well you judge for yourself...I call her, Marsha Ray Cyrus ... Apparently, the Portland Blazers have fo...