CRAZY HORSE

Did you happen to catch your boy, Donald Trump , unleashing the F bombs in his Vegas speech...what?  This is what you want as your Prez? Speaking of bombs...I'm out there on the bombing of Ghadafi's house...and killing part of his family...something doesn't seem right there... Got to admit, even though I'm not crazy about the whats...it was mighty beautiful this Royal Wedding ...the Brits pay for it...and she is one fine looking wurman ... If you haven't caught the Bill Maher weekly show on HBO , it's a must see...tough on the Tea Party peops, but so am I... Geez, the NFL is going to be in a lockout, no it's not, yes it is...wait, but they are still picking players to the teams... so confusing to me ...not many Ducks going...hmmm.... And the Pads keep losing and setting records for all time for futility...I say trade Tucson and SD teams outright... oops, but keep the pitchers ... I have to talk about Idol again...I think it's James or La...

Due to my ranking in the tribe , you know as an elder ...my followers have deemed me the sovereign of my kingdom ...and with such a cherished position, I will carefully appoint others their due names...count, countess, duke, earl, baron, marquess, viscount, queen, princess, lady...hey, you get my drift... I do not take my leadership lightly and will carefully anoint those who are deserving...and...from this time on, I will only be known as Crazy Horse, sovereign ruler ....and my first appointee, I decree David Snook (aka Snooki),........... Count David .... let's all applaud his new title and celebrate!  As time goes on, in this blog, I will choose others to be recognized....this path has just begun...and you, too, will have your day.... Late breaking ... my 2nd annoinment is the marvelous werman out of Keizer , the quaint little villa just north of the huge capital city of Orygun, Salem...I decree Debi Morris ...... Lady BoBo ...rejoice!!!

Time for some not so heavy stuff....I'm talking the latest version of American Idol ...there is a clear front runner... James ...a seasoned singer that has all the polish of a true star ...hey, that's a lot coming from me...in this decade of Idol , there has been but a couple of singers that have made it... Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood ...others have had glimpses of fame, but, outside of actress/singer Jennifer Hudson's theatrical rise...they have been a not so much group...it's a hard journey...the benefit of the Idol experience is amazing (Bachelor)...at least they get a chance...back to this version...King Jame's version of "Will You Love Me Tomorrow" was a top 5 ever in the show's history...I don't care if he wins the popular vote, he has a chance to make it... Lauren ... she is a can't miss ...did I say that right?  Much easier to move into the country world...and, unlike James , is such a rookie that will just get better a...

Or so it seems, to Donald Trump ...as he unravels his Prez campaign...the Donald has started his negativity as he marches (or flies) towards his wanted berth ...and yup, he thinks he made the REAL PREZ , Prez O release his birth certificate...and now he wants to find out the grades the Prez earned in college...let's see, how many times did the Donald file bankruptcy?  Say what you want, but he is getting an audience...oh my... "Who are the Padres?" , I was asked yesterday....and this my friends, is a great question...as I looked out on the field last night...the lineup had 7 new faces there...and all of these guys were the product of the new GM Hoyer ...and just how is this product doing?  Miserable 8-2 loss versus the Braves ...and thanx to Braves scout, Bret Evert , for the tix...geez, it is a tough time watching the Pads with all the inadequacies... Golf time....see you out in the bright sunshine kids...

The Padres actually got hits from... Hawpe and Ludwick !!!  What is going on?  And Ludwick hit two, 2, dos, svei, a couple of TATERS !  Home runs, dingers, round trippers...and one of them was the walk off type in the 13th...yup, that's right, in overtime...I say hallelujah ...now, can they go back to back?  Our good friend has got us tix for tonight's game...a Brave employee...so we are sitting with the Atlanta group...awkward...of course, I'm the only one who can really do the American Indian tomahawk ... The Blazers ...no euphoric path of glory last night for PDX ...they looked tired and overwhelmed by the hated Mavs ...I was reading online that the Portland folk felt the refs were against them...I just thought they were poor...but geez, not always crazy about 'em anyway... I borrowed these... The Oakland A's have made so many errors, they should be called the Oakland E's... When PGA Pro Kevin Na carded a 16 on one hole, it should have been a ...

It's a broken record...well, something is broken...the Philadelphia Phillies came into town and swept the home team Padres ...let's face it, it doesn't make much difference who is chucking, the Pads won't hit him ...good lord, the 1B Brad Hawpe is now batting .098 ...has to be a record...and it just goes on with Ludwick, Cantu, and Venable all hitting below the Mendoza line ...you should hear the banter about the feeble hitting...and I know the first to go will be the hitting coach...by the way, we've had 5 since I've been here...it seems like they just can't find a good one... OMG ...the problem is the GM !  Give him and his chosen ones their walking papers and correct this mess he has brought in...by the way, the pitching is the 2nd best in the Bigs...now...here comes in Atlanta ...what's the excuse for this series? Enough of this, I'm hitting the links out at Sycuan ....

Sure, you can talk about your royal wedding coming up...and sure you can talk about the pomp and circumstance of such grandeur...but, c'mon PDX , you should be talking about the 4th quarter rally that your old, beaten up, beaten down (by many of you), stitched together, legend of a star, Brandon Roy , did for you against the hated Mavs yesterday afternoon...down by 23 and flailing about, the Blazers turned to him and he responded in a monstrous way...ties up the series at 2...and you never know... Keep the faith, buy your season tix anyway, disregard the negative comments coming out of Padre blogs, trust the GM to bring in a better team than last year...blah, blah, blah...that is exactly what the Padre's brass what throwing out at us this off season...and just look at the offensive product they brought in...they bragged yesterday about the 40,000 people at the latest loss...only to not talk about more than 50% of the attendees were Phillie fans...sure, I feel horribl...