The cat has his hands in the makeup of the country...well, now he has his own city...Elon Musk...the man behind the illegal government agency DOGE...yup, this thing that trump and his entourage, MADE UP to cut the waste and 'fat' out of the federal government...too much SNL commentary here, right?...like try the fat around boy orange for starters...stop it, Horse...anyhoo, his launching site of his very own rockets...his company is called SPACE X...you already know that, don't you, you Magas?...it's in Texas...like where else is business going?...no taxes and it is free NOW from any illegals...they are all in El Salvador, Rwanda, and anywhere else trump can fly them in to...I digress...well, the inhabitants of the area...some 200+...decided to have a vote for making it a bonafide city...
Thing is, in this isolated area...the people there, are most all SPACE X ones...no problem getting the vote to not only make it a city, but the board members...and the mayor...were 'hanging chad' in, as fellow SPACE Xers...the name of this region was Boca Chica, and now...has been officially changed to 'Starbase'...yes, kids...Starbase, Texas...you can find it, if you want to, as it has a robust 9 foot monument...of Elon himself on the outskirts of the 'town'...you do know, that boy orange is very jealous of that bust...he wants his on the mountains over the Sioux so badly...
It should be on every sheriff's wall in the USA...for the 34 counts of fraud...
Oh my, and now we have the infamous bitcoins...the trump ones...the trumpmeme...which are really, well, nothing more than 'coins' in the cloud...I reckon...who can trace that?...it's a crypto scheme that the trump fam are wallowing in...$TRUMP....yes, really...and there is this trucking company that needs influence from the grand poopah...so, they, Freight Tech, have given $20 million bucks to the gettrumpmemes.com...the crypto...I guess to have better access to truck in and out of the country...???...well, the tracking of this, is kind of hard...as the company has it's base out of the country in the British Virgin Islands...you know, just in case...man, does this sound like a novel by John Grisham, or what?...
Just another typical week in the land that is governed by the boy orange...
Sporty...
The horse that won the Kentucky Derby...Sovereignty, was not mine...I had the runner-up...in a couple of different ways...like the double...that did not come close to covering my bets...I heard from Snooki, that told me that his spouse, Laurie, picked it...as she saw it take a dump right before the race...that shitter angle always works...
Fernando Tatis, Jr...is an absolute rocket!....(Friars star) the quick story...the nite before, he was hit with a pitch in the forearm...taken out of the game, and was medicalized...took a pix of it, found nothing broken....got a huge protector for it, and was back in the next nite's game...game tied in the top of the 9th in Pittsburgh...he hits a double...steals 3rd...and then, gets the game winner...as he stole home, on a pitch that was blocked and no more 5 ft off the plated...just beat the catcher to the plate...only Jr...
The PGA...it's been a looooonnnngggg while since a golfer has won by a ton on the tour...I think, probably Tiger did it like 20 years ago or so...well now, the top guy in the World, Scottie Scheffler, is about to duplicate that...in Texas, his home state...just north of Dallas...hmmm, how close is that to Starbase?...
NBA...the Nuggets upset the Clippers and the pundits...and advance in the playoffs...today, the Warriors are at the Rockets...geez, in Texas, too...for the infamous game 7 of that series...Houston...hey, how far is that from Starbase?...
You know it...it is Sunday...we are home...and so, it's Monster Sudoku time!
And, this was the pix that trump himself published...if YOU are Catholic...how do YOU feel right now about this ogre?...
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