What me worry?

The Duck season begins in full earnest today in Eugene, where it never rains on game day...and the fodder for the Quackers is the abysmal group from New Mexico...you'll see...they have this new coach that has zero, yup zero, followers...there is a past....
The Beavs are in Texas taking on TCU...first time out of the chute...I'm hoping that OSU gets started fast...the key...
OK, it is panic mode for the Pads...the only positive is that the Giants are about as inept...8 straight losses for SD...the youngster that went last night was Rockie bait...and why on earth is Ludwig batting 4th?  His swing is awful...upper cut and a complete bust...just being honest...Torreabla and Denorfia should be 4 and 5...pressing?  You betcha...
Oh my, the Tiger is wallowing about the bottom, as everyone else is tearing the course apart in New England...just so weird to see him this way...
it's like trying to follow LiLo go about her nightly excursions...
So the panel for Idol is Steven Tyler, Randy Jackson, and Jennifer Lopez...interesting...
Lost my voice booing last night...at the umpire, not the Pads...
Wow, the NCAA allowed the Duck transfer, Massoli, to play at Ol Miss...what is going on?
SDS hosts Nichols St....who?  I'm not sure what state they are from...Nichols?  Is that a state in the south? 
The Bolts picked up WR Clayton from the Cowboys...has he lost a step?  What gives here?  Sounds too good to be true...for a 7th round pick...
Let's get it on...