The 51st

Just in case you can't read the 'LI" thinger...this is the fifty-first time the Super Bowl has been played...this time, in Houston...like Texas, you geographically lost lame brains...here are 11, like eleven tough questions to ponder....

Q#1...who sang the song with that city as a title?...well now, interesting that we would talk title...as so many blokes and ladies will congregate somewhere...like party down Garth...wager a quid or something on one of them teams...yell a bit at whatever...and hope their square gets hit...right?...

Q#2...what was or is, Lady Gaga's real name?...you know she was a star in the HBO monster hit, 'The Sopranos'...well, a bit player...and totally unrecognizable as to what she has become...hmmm...yes she can actually sing...not like some of your other favs, who lip synch...OK, she is the halftime show headliner...yippee...

Q#3...what's the point spread?...I've been writing about this all week...actually more interested in the over/under...which is the total points scored in the game...do I care?...not really...cuz, I never, ever bet on the NFL...anymore...

Q#4...why did only Janet Jackson get the raft of the 'public decency' peops, when it was Justin Timberlake who unleashed the beast?...er, boobie?...should that be indecency?...I dunno...another of them 1/2 time extravaganzas...BTW, that was talked about more than any part of the game...or who won...

Q#5...who pumps up the footballs now?...after Deflategate, the NFL has a specific ball dude who does it...top secret...weird that it took a full season before Tom Terrific had to sit out 4 games for his 'alleged' misconduct...I don't think he ever admitted to the horrendous crime...let's see, if you batter your wife, it's a two game suspension...alter the weight in the footballs, 4 games...right...

Q#6...why did the NFL announce the MVP of the league yesterday?...I mean the day before the Super Bowl...the Atlanta QB, Ryan got it...over the NE QB, Brady...couldn't the league wait like 72 hrs or so?...odd sequence...

Q#7...drum roll please....what is the best commercial?...OK, this is one of them questions that has to be answered after the game is over...but...aren't the good ones in the first half when the public is still sober?...and can focus on what's going on...or be shown?...what is GoDaddy?...

Q#8...do you root for or against Brady and Bellychick?...er, the Pats...or are you one of them band wagon jumper dudes?...Ive never seen so many Atlanta fans...never...you do know that the one time Chargers of then, San Diego beat the Falcons this season....right?...Spanos is a ____...fill in the blank...

Q#9...what is the average number of beers drank by them blokes that imbibe during the game?...now, I am not talking about before and after...just during...are you on of them that drinks the 'light' version rather than the regular to save your precious calories?...is Bud the beer of choice?...you are NOT a Guinness dude...they don't watch this type of football...

Q#10...and the most crucial one...if you are a Duck fan...are you able to actually drink today?...after the complete smash of the highly rated Arizona Wildcats...30 point game most of it...the entire state of Oregon has a hangover today....well, sorry Chuck, I guess not you Beavs...so you all can party hardy today...

Q#11...and the most important...who does the Horse have as the victor today?...I have looked at all the angles...and the stats...the O and the D...and the special teams...and all that crap...I'm going with the dude who I coached (assisted) back in West Salem...K Ryan Allen of the Patriots...28-17...take it to the bank...ha ha...

Final hint for the day...trust any Duck fan as the designated driver for the ride home...

This that etc...the Kings upset the Warriors last eve...in OT...coach Kerr got tossed...there is a huge article about it ...most everywhere somebody cares...and there is no mention to the ref who did the deed...I'm tired of this...the blatant sabotage of the game....just list the blokes who ref!...in this case it was Bill Spooner...not one of Horse's favs....ha ha...I know, I didn't like many, if any of 'em...

The Horse rests...


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