Deer Antler Spray

What?...good morning kids...what on earth is the latest version of producing hormones?...Deer Antler Spray...called Deer Velvet...what?...what is next, Elk antlers?...so there must have been a run on the dead deers...maybe, those assault rifles were needed after all...just goes to show, there are always people trying to find ways to cheat...so, a number of athletes were named as using this latest thing...football and baseball blokes...and out of nowhere, comes a golfer, Vijay Singh...saying he took it...didn't know that it had the hormone thinger...what?...why in the world would he be taking it, anyway?...bizarre...more to come...for sure...

I'll stay in beisbol...the Pads signed their ace 3B, Chase Headley...for $8.57 million...for one year...eegads...that's a lot of dough...they have got everyone in the fold except their work horse pitcher, Clayton Richards...and still...no major change ups in the lineup...kind of depressing, really...I am still holding out...hope...

Clips went into Minnesota and got a W...still without CPIII...and the Lake Show lost on the road again...their 8th straight...and also lost their oft-injured C, Dwight Howard...to another shoulder problem...the drama continues...

Oregon Duck hoops...ranked number 10 in the country...and were dogs to unranked Stanford...and got clobbered...like by 24 or so...excuses...they are without their PG...he's worth 24?...naw...I am not sold on them...

OK, got to get out of here...the housekeep arrives at 10...