Aging Gracefully




It must be the weekend!...time to relax and take in the daily dose of teevee golf and baseball
...guess I am talking to most of my fellow Horse men...sorry, gals, I know you want to get out and do something fun...but, shoot, we have been working all week and need a break...WHAT?...we are retired...oops, I call golf work...and writing this blog, work...

There is this hypothesis, that we all age gracefully...like over time...you know the drill...everything starts to sag a bit, the hair turns weird colors...and probably falls off, too...the growth of some hairs, occur where they never did before...the nails go bonkers...your eyesight starts to dimmer...crap sakes alive, it is hell getting old...you don't walk as fast, if at all...the bones start to creak...you no longer hit 250 yard drives...it's now, 205...you have a high ball at 4, instead of 5, cuz you are asleep at 8:30...ah, daily...you get pedicures for your feet, cuz you can't reach nor see them...this list goes on and on...

Yet, kids...there is a new study out from Stanford U...that suggests...that we don't age gracefully over time...but it happens all at once, TWICE!....yes, my good friends of the Horse...this study has a remarkable revelation...about the age of 44, you change...like over night...and then, the real stomper is the 2nd one...at the age of 60!...and you spend the rest of your life, trying to fight them...working out, eating right, coloring your hair, dress younger (sporty clothes), botox, and lasix for your sight...egads, probably other thangs...and for the people who just can't stand it, the total change of your face, thru the face doctor...as I have said prior, the ladies who do this, all look the same...BUT, no wrinkles...

I digress...

You know, I have a line...keep talking, Bozo, keep talking...and he did it again...saying that his Presidential Medal of Freedom is better than the Medal of Honor...he doesn't like dead or captured military...he likes the winners...those who don't get incarcerated...well, listen here  foo, you are about to be one...THUS, you won't like yourself...keep talking...

Damn, the Friars do have problems playing in Denver....lost again to the lowly Rockies there...and have gone 3 back from the Bums...wake up men, and hit the rock...we need at least 7 runs to win there...

Here's one most of you don't know...but, a bluesy country rock singer...Shelby Lynne, has just released a new album...love her voice, and it is worth listening to...

The PGA Playoffs...a gaggle of guys so close...yea, so, Scotty Scheffler, is 2 back at the halfway point...supposed to be funky weather there in Memphis, Tennessee...

The NFL is rolling in their preseason games...most everyone is playing today....c'mon, kids...don't bet on these games...the stars play at most a quarter, if at all...

Must keep reminding you all...go to Netflix and watch this crazy series...'Loudermilk'...it is funny...side hurting humorous...belly laughing...helps to have a cocktail while viewing...

Oh shoot, if you can't fathom the aging gracefully memo...just find and play the video by Cher...'If I Could Turn Back Time'...

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