I Saw Santa Kissing

Wait a minute, buster...there's no way that was Momma kissing Santa under any Christmas Tree...ANY...unless, they were little people...OK, it's just a song...no better than 'Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer'...who was at the helm of that sleigh?...BTW, is there really a Grinch?...and if you think that there will be a 'White Christmas' in San Diego, you are off base...and who on earth came up with that bloody Hippopotamus thang?...do NOT tell bro Jack that 'The Chipmunks Song' by Alvin and his Chipmunks is not real...and let's be perfectly honest, do not ever, NEVER let Snoop Dawg sing about Xmas ever again....'Funky Christmas'...c'mon...finally, who are Elmo & Patsy?...

This is a day that started very poorly for the Horse...upset stomach and the, well, you know...had to miss golf...even though, my, er our, son, did not...his 43rd birthday...Dr Cris...can't believe he is that age. already...anyhoo, he is out on the links and having fun...

War...what is it good for?..absolutely nuttin'...as 3 of the hostages in the Gaza were 'accidentally' killed yesterday...sad and at the same time, deplorable...

Rudy is now awaiting his monetary fate by the jury in his defamation case of 2 vote counters in Georgia...throw the book at him...he is a piece...the thing that bothers me, is that this is day 2 of deliberation...

Ever since the owner of the once proud San Diego Chargers left town to LA...they have faltered...badly...no worse than last eve's game...down 42-0 at half in Vegas...this is the pro's, son...the league needs to rescue that team from owner Spanos...anyhow, he fired the coach and the GM, after getting back in LaLa Land...bring 'em back down here...

Hmmm...this just in...a binder containing highly classified information about Russian efforts to interfere with the 2016 USA prez election...has been mysteriously reported missing...ah, when trump left the White House...you go, you forevers...you are being hoodwinked...

What's the difference between a smart bomb and a dumb bomb?...

This just can't be true....two Floridian scientists, when going to work, left their 2 kids in cages...ah, what?...please make this a falsehood...

The great Xmas song by Darlene Love...'Christmas ( Baby please come home)'...has a young back up singer in it...you know who?...released in 1963...the one and only....Cher...

Confession time...I did not have an alcoholic drink until I was 21...true story, kids...and it was Old English 800...got so sick I did not have another for months...

Our grandkids with Santa...