Rude Awakening

This ever happen to you?...transfixed into a very deep sleep...and then...KABOOM!...your spouse awakens you with an earth shattering thing...that needs to be done...IMMEDIATELY!...the klapper in the guest bath ain't working...YOU need to fix it...the Horse is now groggy, and kind of getting with the program...hears a bit of the issue...something about a crap in the house...hmmm, no dog, no cat, no guests...then, one good shake...and I hear the problem again...shouted into my good ear...

So, PRONTO, I mosey on into the guest bath...'there is no water coming thru the hose'...I declare...damn thing is busted...the Horse is officially awake now...Boss has some vid for moi, to see...YouTube 'do it yourself' thang...here we go again...welcome to MY weekend...

The Friars had a closed door meeting...after the debacle against the awful Royals last loss...players only one...do they ever work?...NOPE!...as I have told you before...when things go south...talk is cheap...so, how did the confab, er usually shouting match, go?...got whupped by the Bosox 6-1...at the friendly confines of Petco Park...this is not going well, kids...HELP!...

You know, I always wonder if YOU the reader, want to hear more positive things, or the real life drama that I could talk about...seemingly, always...like most news sources...I try to balance them out...

A good story...make it a great story...in the latest Major on the PGA Tour...the T has 20 club Pros in the mix...and usually, they play a couple of rounds...don't make the cut, and are  just happy to be there...an honor...well, this time around...one of them is playing out of his mind...not only made the cut, but is tied for 10th after round 2, at EVEN PAR!...Michael Block...he is a teaching pro out of Mission Viejo in Cali...his lengthy past had him attending the San Diego Golf Academy...and he is playing right along with them big boys...he is a legend now and some are falling into a group following the dude...called a 'Block Party'...this is a good thing...

The Farmer finds a Wife...something like that....it is, er, was a good show...4 dudes finding a lady...country life...farm life...somehow it worked...3/4 made it so...damn good odds...I reckon...

In case you are keeping score...no debt ceiling signing yet...of course, Prez B is not back yet...

Leg 2 of the Triple Crown is today...the Preakness...Mage looking for a win...they are down to 7 entries...and I will wheel him, first and 2nd...in the exacta...depending on the odds...I have some allegiance to 'Coffeewithchris'...got to put some scratch on him...Mage bumped his head in his stall on Thursday, but is said to be ready to go...he may be a bit Crazy...hmmm, you gots to bet on the Crazy Horse...

Do you recall the time...that parents were doing money influences to get their kids into colleges...and were found guilty of it...and THEY went to jail for it?...and donny trump has done far worse, not even close, and he walks the halls of Mara-lago a free man...great court system we have...

The LaLa Lakers are home tonight in a must win game vs the Nuggets...the NBA just has to send out the very friendly to King James ref, Scotty Foster...just watch, if he is there...bet a quid on them Lakers blokes...

The Heat in a romp over the Celts...self proclaimed great player, the humbly proclaimed one...Jayson Tatum...got a comeuppance from the 'real' great one, Jimmy Butler...who dominate the 4th stanza...that series goes down to Miami and it will shut down...there for the Heat...

Talk about taking heat...I will finish with this...CNN's Kaitlyn Collins...when hosting the trump bloke on the 'Town Hall'...has been roasted by some, for standing there after trump called her 'nasty'...took a lot of class for her to not shut down the whole thing...I would have called him an 'ASSHOLE!'...and then shut it down...