Hats, Here, There, and Everywhere

There was a time...that men wore hats...exclusively...it wasn't proper to be without one on your head...brimmed ones...see old pix of men, with them hats on...at ball games...not baseball caps, mind you...but the brimmed ones..called fedora's?...stetson's?...shoot, I dunno...of course, the guys wore suits, too...all the time...40's?...early 50's?...30's?...thereabouts...

Not now...in fact, one is out of the norm if in tow....of course, in your finer restaurants one must remove the hat...even in some golf club bars...ha ha...what a joke...the bloke looks dapper, then off comes the lid...and he is BALD!...ah, but the ladies could keep theirs on...if they are allowed in at all...just not fair, right?...

I like hats...sun shielders in some cases...bad hair day cures...no hair hiders...or just to be snappy...perhaps, to support the team...your team...you do know, that the aged ones, with the beautiful quaffed hair...NEVER wear hats...they love to show off their real mop...proud of it...what about the dudes who pay thousands of dollars for the fake hair?...never ever don a cap...

Some guys have big heads...no hats for them...too much emphasis...the combover blokes?...nope, they have taken too much time to get it just right...no caps for them...MAGA caps?...targets for the ridiculous...do ya wear a hat while fishing?...for sure when hunting, the orange ones...too many heathens out there wanting to fire their weapons...deer ain't orange...

Yes, there is a time and place for the hat...cap...fedora...stocking cap...cowboy hat...golf cap...lid, whatever you call it...maybe, just maybe, you look BETTER with one on...