Goose Laid a GOLDEN Egg

Oh my, the different dialogues going on right now...as the Friars upended their nemesis Clayton Kershaw, and his Bums...with the identical score of the nite before...5-3...Yu. although not spectacular...held on...the relief corps was splendid...and the Padres flew right out of LaLa Land, with a split...the highlight, or the lowlight, depending on your affiliation...was the goose who squatted in the OF for a couple of pitches...YES, she laid a GOLDEN PADRE egg on their turf...

Which means...TWO games at Petco in front of the home folk...the 1st is mañana and it will be a beaut...we have our most hot pitcher going in Blake Snell...fingers crossed...oh what a nite to behold...

The Coup Committee is reconvening this afternoon...like in the am, our time...no idea who is on the docket, but isn't it just great that Fonny (Fake donny) has to squirm again...yup...

A sign of the times?...we went to a Target and their supplies were either missing or depleted...weird...had a real shockeroo, too...a bloke with a one eye down and one eye normal...this is no joke...was standing with a basket of stuff...staring I reckon at moi...now, he was dressed like a pirate, sorta...again, I am not joking...avoided him at all costs...really....then, when the Boss Lady was sifting thru the make up section...I planted myself and MY cart as far over to the right as I could...and dang it all, out of nowhere, somebody slammed into me and my cart...it was the pirate..."what was that?", he hollered...and off he went...100% sure it was on purpose...to top it off, when we went to the checker line, there he was...holding up the entire process...I opt for the line over...he was screaming at the two checkers that he was harassing...OMG!...

Can't get out of LA...the Lake Show is purnt near the same disastrous squad as last season...they did add Pat Bev...alas, not a shooter, but a harasser...how he and Westbrick work will be interesting...implosive...

How are you at typing on the keyboard?...I am like a C...whatever average is...that is me...

Breaking...Nikolas Cruz...the mass murderer of the Parkland School...the jury recommended the death penalty for him...it is now up to the judge for the final say...WAIT...the initial report was wrong...the jury recommended 'life in prison'...

Dan Snyder the long time hold out of the Washington 'Redskins'...NFL..he did not want the name change...to the Commodores...is in jeopardy of losing his franchise...and says he has dirt on the rest of the owners and the league in general...hmmm, following the tactics of a former Prez...stay tuned to this one, kids...

Staying in the courts...Alex Jones was ordered to pay Sandy Hook victims $967 million dollars in actual and defamatory charges...does he have that?...

Jamie Lee Curtis...the star...has one word of advice to all as we age..."don't mess with the face!"...ah, too late for the KFam...and all of their social influenced followers...

Why?

Why on earth are the politicians turning the car makers into electric only?...do we have the resource for this?...imagine going 300 miles max, and waiting for 3 hrs for a recharge..travel as we know, will be a mess...let's go back to the drawing board...hybrids seem like a better solution...not that we can't have the electrics, your choice...but to say electric only...no...the Horse says wrong...your say...now...

We voted...we are in...have you?...what is odd, that most of the candy people that have non-stop ads on the TV, are not in our district...