Too Many Turns

'If you come to a fork in the road, take it'...alas, the line given to the one and only Yankee beisbol star of yesteryear, Yogi Berra...I think of turns, when I get to a green...that has the bubbles, sand, ball marks...and the golf ball meanders about...with so many turns it is pure laughable...you might say, trying to figure out the stock market...what and what does not affect the turns of our dough...money...play money, almost...as we don't really get at...the turns of the foot long locks of donny...how he rolls that piece and then pulverizes it with hair spray...to stay in the mop of all time...your turn?...whose turn?...the new loves of KK...when the deposed one turns to trauma therapy...

The aftermath of the 'raid' on trump's pad in Florida...normally abnormal stuff...the forevers unleashing their anger...why they would defend that boy is beyond me...he uses you, then drops you...calls you a name...and then seeks another pawn to work for him...and this too, will repeat...over and over...and over...and call them a name...anyhoo, the reason for the 'raid'?...I dunno...yet...but has to be a doozy of a reason...stay tuned...BTW, trump is to 'testify' in a NY court today...right...what's the bet on a series of 'pleading the 5th' answers?...perhaps, he will limp in, leaning on a shillelagh...you know, to get some sorrow from the bench...

Georgia is calling for Rudy Guliani, the former minister of madness, to testify in their court...dang it all, but Rudy no longer can fly...so he says...so, the judge told him to get on a train and get down here....from NYC...Rudy, the star of the latest Borat flick, just might be too, in that same trauma therapy session that Pete D is in...

Up and down this mountain coast line...lightning and thunderstorms...all the way up to Washington...it's that time of year, kids...don't go on the golf course and don't stand under a tree...

Hold on to your caps, you Friar faithful!...the mighty Pads won one!...broke a 5 game losing streak...as the big guns have started hitting...at least, they did last eve...yikes, but sporting a 4-1 lead in the 9th...the new closer, was as wild as the wind through his hippie hair...Josh Hader, was not on...threw like 35 pitches...walked a bunch, hit a dude, and if it not for a spectacular catch by LF Profar...the game would have been lost...tied into the bottom of the 9th...and Manny was the bomb...hit a monster 3 run dinger to get the W!...whew...and over in San Antone, Jr had a double and a triple...and is about ready to get his act over here...c'mon, Tatis, the time is right for you...

The Norman Tour...the LIV...am getting this, that kind of makes sense...for all the monster cash these blokes are getting to join up...there are contracts written...that say, when they get a payout for their golf...it goes toward their 'ledger' the signed on for...hmmm, wonder if they all got this?...

Back in the day, of real songs...The Byrds did this one...'Turn, Turn, Turn'...is that, too many turns?...