Friday Afternoon Edition

Harken all youse Apple Product people...the company is saying to download the latest updates to your system...phone, laptop, iMacs, and tablets...cuz, they are vulnerable to spy ware crap...and taking over our mechanical thangs...?...are they mechanical?...you know what I am talking about...yes, so the Horse is doing that...makes me wonder, as my Facebook twice has been hacked...must be a forever...sorry blokes, my mind is made up...ya'll can't cheat and change it...

The closest thing to being hacked, is to get a player who is out of his element...came with super credentials and is a total bust...our closer Hader, is right now a liability...so surprised...can't throw a strike...geez, isn't that the job of a pitcher...to throw strikes?...so, what to do?...this is the life of the GM...what to do?...the other questionable add...the big 1B Bell, hasn't hit a lick...egads...well, one more chance tonight...and...Myers never hits in pressure situations...and...blah blah blah...

Now, I am not doggin Wyoming....but, the two most educated counties there, voted for Liz Cheney...the rest of the ______, voted for the whatever the opponent is...scary stuff, kids...who says we are not divided?...

This is pure unadulterated life scary moments...the way these foos drive their motorcycles on the freeways...since I go 3 times out to Singing Hills, I am witness to some mighty death defying stunts these blokes pull off...each and every time I go...and we are talking 6:30 am, too...

I do watch Big Brother...and this lot has to be the worst of all time...wait a minute, I think I said that a few years back...let's just say, there are some real dingdongs in these shows...of course, if there was a camera on the Horse and Boss for 3 months, EVERYONE would be saying what I just did...

I know these are just pre-season NFL games...but why then do the coaches go wackjob when the games are on?...do they get paid for wins?...and the million dollar Q...where is TT and why is he gone?...you FF dudes, are you choosing him early or at all?...

Do hope the bloke in trauma therapy, after getting dumped by KK...is recovering...there are other fish in the sea...and my guess, a whole lot smarter...and if he gets lucky, the body parts of his new one, all move...

Patrick Reed, the now Norman Tour gifted one...spewed some hatred toward Rory McElroy..."Rory will never win the Masters in his quest for the grand slam..."...Rory countered "Patrick Reid's only chance at the grand slam is at Denney's"...gotta go with Rory...

So, here the Horse sits...all his golfing buddies are out for this and that reason...one for 6 weeks to get out of the heat in El Cajon, one for rest and relaxation and for his countless trips to the Doc, and the last for a bum leg and a blood clot in that same leg...so, the sticks are on ice...we have some things here to do, and the trip to Orygun looms....thus, will get back after we get back...on the links...

Just when you thought you knew everything...Jared Kushner, Ivanka's husband...and former CEO of the trump regime (allegedly)...has written a book to tell all...this is great...finally, the TRUTH!...here it is...the TRUTH...what donny orders from Mickey D's...there has been so many stories out there, that have speculated...dang if Jared doesn't spill the beans...trump orders a Big Mac, Filet-o-Fish, fries (triple portion) and a vanilla milkshake...

Now YOU know everything...