Fake Flowers

Is it wrong to send Fake Flowers?...there needs to be no reason for the gesture...they last longer...are devastatingly more vibrant in color...well, as equal to the real ones...for sure, require much less maintenance...you don't have cut the stems off...for longevity...and this is just the best reason ever...you can store them, and reuse them when flowers are needed!...shoot, they can travel across the USA and no problems...imagine them on YOUR patio...happy birthday, my friend...

The problem with the Padres in LaLa Land...is that the brain trust has dementia...how can that not be?...locked into a tight 1-1 game in the 6th...the manager brings out the duo of Stammen/Hill to blow the game...the worst pitchers on the squad (in the league?)...which these two do every single damn time...does the brass not see what I see?...yup, a 5-1 loss...by this method of commanding, deservedly...

In yesterday's blog, I suggested that there might be some movement by the Ducks to the Big 16...rumors are flying, that the wait is dependent on what the Fighting Irish will do...ah, Notre Dame...yes, perhaps, Oregon and ND could bolt too, and make that the Big 18...whatever...shambles, kids...

I can just imagine how much donny is fuming right now...throwing his Big Macs all over the state of Florida ('don't say gay')...the secret (?) service is corroborating the testimony of Cassidy...man, orange can't trust anyone anymore...

I am getting blackballed...sent some photos for the annual Photo Contest here at the home...no reply, no nuttin...Boss did the same, and she got immediate feedback...'thank you for your entry, blah blah blah'...me?...like I don't exist...that's it, gonna call my attorney, Rudy...and throw a discriminatory lawsuit at 'em...

The Horse is gonna challenge all youse out there for a 3 man football game...tag, of course...there is not a team out there that could beat us...Snooki, Tye Wilson, and the Horse...Tye doesn't know he is involved...well, neither does Snooki...the caveat is...your team must have 2 70+ year old guys, and one 60+ on it...

When the lakes and rivers start losing their water, where do the fishes go?...out to sea?...

We had the most bodacious filets last eve, thx to the Costco meat dept...cooked to perfection by moi...

Tongue in cheek, in some of this today...ah, well, sorry...ah heck, I am not...get this...had 5 really good opps at birdies yesterday...like inside 10 feet...made 2 of 'em...I coulda been somebody...alas, I am a nobody...

Bout time to crank up Cosmo...and do some RVing...just after the 4th...you kids still camp?...or, are you the prim and proper group...who only go to 5 star hotels and canoodle...?...

How does Clarence Thomas sleep at nite?...

Magnesium, that's the ticket...so, I have ordered some gummy magnesium...

Gotta a new show for ya...'Tehran' on Apple +....and my, the Dolby Atmos is used and is terrific...