Tie Me Down, Sport

Well doggone it, the Horse was tardy and the dog ate the paper...and whatever...got up late and scurried out to the links...had no time to post yesterday...forgive moi...shall make it up to you, today...'play your didgeridoo, blue'...we used to have a bloke here at the home that would play that thang...every mass party...yes, he has passed on...and for goodness sakes, have any of you seen a wallabie?...the song I am alluding to, was a crazy tune from the '63 era of songs...we would hum the damn thing all the bloody time...'Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport' by Rolf Harris...had to be an Aussie hit, that wandered up here...yes, I will always remember the Brit wedding group in Vegas singing the BeeGees...man, that was way cool...

The Coup Committee meets back up with the public today, at 10, our time...more evidence that trump was no good...duh...how he was ordering people to change votes...they have 3 witnesses today...I have never seen the likes of this...so many people that could be called on...that all have the same stuff to say about orange...he is a bad dude, that needs to put his putter away in Florida, permanently , where he is apparently safe...

One more golf pro signing on for the big bucks on the Norman Tour...my guess that they do this, cuz they no longer can compete on the PGA Tour...Brooks Koepka...still no Rickie, as I think all his buddies are still in the regular tour...however, he too, is done vying with the new stars...it's a lot of scratch to almost retire from golf...

The Padres...couldn't get out of Colorado fast enough...the Rockies have our number...Manny twisted his ankle...we still await Jr...SP Musgrove has Covid...Mgr Melvin, too...yet, we mustered up 4 runs and rode Yu to the W last eve vs the DBacks...35,000 Friar fans, too...we have to be in the upper echelon for numbers at the gate in the league...

A baseball sidelight...occasionally the umpires will check the pitchers as they depart between innings for a foreign substance...have heard of not one with something this season...anyhoo, one such ump saw that a pitcher sported his wedding ring on his glove hand...demanded he remove it...so, between innings he did so...and put it on his necklace...around his NECK!...went back out and pitched with it around his neck, and that was OK...

With the recent holiday of Father's Day...I asked this of my very conservative golfing buddies...when is a bloke considered a father?...at the moment of impregnation?...they said yes, what say you?...

You might find this hard to believe...but the Horse is weaning himself off of processed meats...true dat...and Boss has come up with sandwiches that the Queen eats...this is a true story...and I LOVE them...in essence, a vege san...it is great and we don't need no stinkin meat...

Texas wants to secede from the Union?...purnt near lawless right now...I say, put up a border wall all around the former state we called Texas...how about a moat at the base?...

Kyrie Irving, the pro hoopster...seemingly un-coachable...thinks he can go to another team, depart the Nets, and make that team better...the Lakers?...nope...he is a pill...disrupter...as talented one on one he is...he is, in fact a one...only...pass on him...

Who is the one who still listens to Tucker (rhymes with?) Carlson?...c'mon, it can't be YOU, can it?...

This weekend we have our first Rady's Concert of this season...Boyz II Men...with the symphony supporting...should be awesome...'I'll Make Love To You'...