Is the Turkey in the Oven?

Is the turkey in the oven, yet?...famous last words...a full one?...how long does it take, anyhoo?...one of my favorite shows to watch on the pixels, is the cooking ones...did you know, they rarely cook a bird on them?...it's true...of course, that's all I give you...the truth...maybe Emeril did, plugging one of his cooking systems...I dunno...

As you know, our din din is to be over at Eddie V's...with our closest 200 friends...thus, Friendsgiving, for us...and I hope they are cooking enough turkeys to feed the lot of us...seem to recall, a Valentine's romantic dinner at Al Forneo...where they ran out of lots of stuff...the waiter started telling us what they didn't have...I stopped him, and asked 'just tell us what you DO have'...true story...

Why does the name 'turkey' get such a bad rap?...Often referred to as a joke thing...'this is a real turkey'...no bigger turkey than trump...dang, there I go again...stop it Horse...

Serious stuff...the 3 guys in Georgia did get guilty verdicts...on the killing of Ahmaud Arbery...wondering out loud...if there was no phone video of the shooting, that they would have been found guilty?...

LeBron James...it's just a game, dude...he was in the Indy palace...got incensed at 'hecklers' of him...got the two thrown out...then, he hit like 3 3's to seal the win for LaLa...and he danced around like he's the king...wait, he may be...'show some class', if you are...

Yakking about lack of class...Aaron Rodgers...is he or isn't he vaccinated for Covid 19?...then he goes on the tube and shows us his toe, the bad one...lawdy....I will repeat the above phrase, 'show some class'...

Staying in hoops...the new and better version of the PDX Blazers...they do hedge now...thank goodness, Chauncey...but, the O is still out of whack...I do believe, he will figure it out...stay with them, PNW kids...

Turkey day games in the NFL...Bears at Lions at 9:30 (oh my, the turkey game of them all)...Raiders at Cowboys at 1:30...and Bills at Saints at 5:20...there you go, you heathens, your day is set...put them on your daily calendar...hey, for fun, and I do mean it...Ole Miss is at Miss St at 4:30...this will be a beaut...really...

Just went out on the deck...6 am...and there was only one car about...and one Xmas tree lit...and NO people walking about...

Using a red and yellow ball in the fall, is not such a good idea...

Have you started Longmire (Netflix) yet?...

Why is it, that the web net is so slow today?...not only on me Mac, but the iPhone, too...

You bikers out there, what is the best bike rack that you have run across?...

Turkey, if you can find one, is at $2 a lb?...that's what I heard...

This might make you wonder...why or how can a tire shop offer a Black Friday deal?...

Eating the grand meal...the bib is used for the very young ones, and the very old ones...why is it, that the Boss Lady wants me to use the bib?...

Really, it should be called a BIF...an anagram...for 'before it falls'...

Anyhoo, if you are not gonna eat turkey...ah, you vegans, ya''l get a break...but, the rest of you...if you eat steak, you are indeed heathens...

Gobble Gobble...