Horse Chatter

'Gonna tell you a story about a man named Jed, Californy is the place to be....set a spell, take your shoes off'...well, I shortened that quite a bit...you could replace Jed with the Horse...just doesn't sound very good...and Beverly Hills, naw...but, San Diego, yes...sure the shoes are off, and the flip flops are on...no, did not find the bubbling crude...

You know, we never missed 'The Beverly Hills Show'...whatever it was called...'the Beverly Hillbillies'...I think that was right...my mother just loved granny....made her laugh so...great memory...'there goes that sound again, Jed...someone is always at the door when it goes off'....and her wave at the end of each episode...funny...

DWTS...Dancing With the Stars...oh my...I do like the premise...but, absolutely despise the new hostess...loved Tom Bergeron...Tyra Banks...gosh...what was the getup she was wearing last eve?...looked like a red pumpkin dress, with only her head sticking out...to hide the rest of her, I reckon...whatever...I bring this up, cuz Cheryl has Covid...after saying she had been double dosed vaccinated by Moderna...?....is it one of those false positive tests?...I guess the virus lingers in all of us...now...I dunno...

There is this country sanger...Jason Aldeen...he was the guy who was actually doing a set in Vegas, when that killer mauled down so many a few years back...recall this?...anyhoo, he has a controversial thing at his feet...his wife is a forever...and is selling pro-trump crap...and is also an anti-vaxer, and proud of it...bubbling crude way of life, if you ask moi...

The Voice...well now, we have a bit of a feud going on between Blake Shelton and Ariyana Grande...2 of the 4 judges...is it just me, or is she too big for her britches?...must say, she is quick with her commentary...but, like so many these days, what has she accomplished for her to be a 'judge?'....must be good for the TV ratings...bad banter means good numbers, just ask donny...

OK, you are gonna say, here we go again...but, the coffee maker Keurig, has a newbie out...that brews the coffee even hotter than their normal...and somehow senses the coffee beans better...'senses?'...well...of course, the Horse is interested...as the one thing the maker I have now, is that it isn't hot enuff for me...Boss Lady said 'NO!, you are not gettin another coffee maker!!!'...Costco has it at $134...not that I am  interested, but maybe you are...and if you get one...pass on to me what ya'll think about it...

Just last week we had this huge amount of Haitians at an underpass in Texas...they are all gone now...where did they go?...sure, the Horses and the whatever they were ridden by...with whatever they were rounding people up with...and then the rumored airplanes to take them back to their homeland....so, what did happen?...

In Afghanistan if you trim your beard you will suffer consequences...so says the ruling body, the Taliban...is that men only?...

The Padres finish the season with gigs at LA and SF...humiliation abounds...fire Preller...

The NFL...the Cowboys sure look like the real deal to me...they drafted well, addressing their weakness, the D....think they will just get better and better...thus far, in this early season...the 2 best are them and the Rams...

Parity in college football is here...even in 'Bama...it may be that 2 teams get in the playoffs with TWO losses!...just saying...don't hang up the phone on Clemson just yet...

Have I ever told you that golf is a very hard game?...just ask Rickey...ah, who?...

This is just odd...the hit of the season in MLB, Ohtani of the Angels...wants to go where he can win...'HE'...cuz at Anaheim, the organization is not set up to do so...Jr could say the same about the Padres...until they get a better GM...is that what Ohtani is saying, too?...

OK, this is just plain wrong...wrong I tell ya...the couple of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis...don't believe in bathing much...ah, what might that smell be?...natural odors from down under?...good lord...it's just plain wrong...read a book, listen to your friends, or gander at the web net, guys...grab a clue...

I meant to talk about this...Dog, the Bounty Hunter, is on the prowl in Florida....looking for Gabby's fiancé ...that should do it...

To finish this day off perfectly...and to set up your morning just right...the View has a new guest host...Caitlyn Jenner...there you go...