March in like a Lion

I hate February....all Februaries...HATE, I tell ya!...and who was the bloke who came up with that bloody spelling?...well, mostly cuz it's only 28 days...which means I have to pay them damn bills three days early...ah, earlier than normal...and those 3 days have lots of stuff in 'em...they really do...I'm sure there is a good reason, but why couldn't the originators, have the same amount of days in all months?...and went with a 360 day year?...was that too much to ask?...would our seasons be all that screwed up that much?...I think not...so donny, when you rewrite the Constitution, could you please rewrite the days of the year, too?...

The bloke trump, did address his CPAC event...still claiming to have won the election...ah, where is he staying now?...and some of his forevers, think he is gonna take the White House back in a few days...it truly is amazing how some people think...whatever floats your boat...

If one goes by the Futures, then this will be a bodacious day for the Stock Market...much needed, as last week was a bummer...can and will never figure that damn thing out...

March in like a Lion!...well, this is the month that I have to return the BMW...not exactly when...but the lease is up...unless they take $30 grand for it, I'm gonna have it washed and cleaned...and there you go, BMW...it's all yours...11,600 miles on it for 3 years...should get a pretty penny at auction...if that is where it goes...

The T in Florida...I was kinda disappointed in the numbers of the PGA dudes who dressed in RED...but, figure some of the guys must have 'deals' with their sponsors...or something like that...the winner, Colin Morikawa, was the 'watch out' for him player I mentioned earlier this season...he's a dandy...

This is gonna tick off you Duckee fans....but the Lady Beavs are better than the Lady Ducks, this year...witness the sweep of 'em...oops, I stand corrected, Snooki says the Ducks won the 1st matchup...they are, and should have more notoriety....

OOOO, the Golden St Warriors laid an egg in LaLa Land...big fat smelly one...as the Lakers clobbered 'em early and coasted to a blow out...very ugggggllllyyyy....

The Golden Globes...weird...90 people decide who wins...ah, sounds like the sports writers and their hall of fame...whatever...take them with a grain of salt....have you noticed how many slang sayings I have used today?...embarrassing, really...sorry, kids...but, the fact that the Borat flick won, is an indication of ?...and in the acceptance 'speech', Borat (what is his real name?) talked up his new star, the former Minister of Madness, Rudy Guliani...zippergate...only in America...

There's another one...

This just in....a 74 year young man, searching for his golf ball in a pond in Florida...Pinellas County...drowned...you DO know there are gators in them waters, right?...the group was queried...'that's right, we were a 4 some'....you continued on?...

Somebody woke up Snooki!...he sent in 'Radar Love' by Golden Earring...a 'hit' in '73...the group was a one hit wonder, right?...a Dutch Rock Band...which reminds me of the Dutch Brothers...a highly competitive coffee place in Orygun...to Starbucks...

This was just on the Tweetstorm...by Dan LeBatard...for youse who know him, he and his pappy did a show on ESPN...'Highly Questionable'...which, BTW, was...anyhoo...his Tweet...'Does the name Cyrus make any person a badass?'...YES or NO...if you are talking my grandson, I'd say unequivocally YES!...