The Virtual Convention

Morning, kids...as our heat wave continues on...we tried no AC last nite...ah, big mistake...brings back the time when we had none...I ended up 'virtually' naked, trying to survive the non-air flow...and the high temp...this is so unlike SD weather...you know, I wouldn't be writing about this, if I left the AC on...supposed to be like this all week...ah, figure it out Horse...

The Democratic Convention kicks off today...of course, due to the pandemic, this will be like no other...well, at least for 100 years...it shall be done 'VIRTUALLY'...if you watched any of the NBA bubble games...that is what they had for fans...all 'virtual'...hmmm, like the laugh tracks that many TV shows had way back when...come to think of it...one can control enthusiasm this way...when to applaud and all...shout out...don't have to worry about Orange hecklers...ha ha...

The docket has Bernie Sanders and Michele Obama today...now THAT is the way the kickoff should be...quality and insightful people...that have a charisma that will jump start those, who need it...for us, already there...a signature move that makes us proud of what is coming...couple that with... can it get any better?...you betcha...from the other side of the party lines, will be former Guv John Kasich!...

This speech will sit in the craw of Trump...probably like no other...woah, I can hear Orange now...just as soon as he finishes his round of golf...lambasting the 'traitor'...interesting, as some of my 'good' friends, actually wrote his name in last time around...wonder what they will be saying?...really, what Kasich will say...

You want some numbers?...Post/ABC poll has Biden/Harris with a double digit lead...this prior to the bump from the 'virtual' convention...

3rd time is the charm...yes, we are taking Cosmo in for a service call...the first two times were jaded...jaded ?...where on earth did that come from?...the dealership either didn't have the part, or they didn't have the ability to install it...so, let's hope that they can this time...as I had to pass on me golf...just like Donny, a needed diversion to release the stress...well, not like Donny at all...

The mighty Padres had their game in hand...and POOF!...the RP failed again...I put this one on the Mgr...he had Pomeranz (lefty) in the pen...a lefty at bat...and allowed his righty to stay in...you guessed it, gave up a winning 3 run home run...yes, he is a rookie mgr...but, c'mon dude...we have lost 5 in a row...and in a short season, our chances are dwindling...

The PGA T in North Carolina...appeared to be in the hands of one of the blokes I had given you to win it...Floridian Billy Horschel...he choked up and the winner was a player I had NEVER, EVER heard of...Jim Herman...as he sat in the scorer's room, watching the debacle...good on him...whoever he is...and this, from the 'ewwww' files...Herman gives lots of credit to his golfing playing partner...the one and only Huge Orange!...true dat...Trump...

Snooki's song (oops) of the day...'Silhouettes' by the Rays...hmmm, and by Herman's Hermits (Peter Noone)...you know when Google wants to auto spell correct Noone, they have NO-ONE...interesting...we saw Peter in concert out at Sycuan a couple of years back...back when there were shows...mighty entertaining...funny stories to boot...well getting back to the song...'57 again...the Diamonds released it at the same time (Little Darlin')...anyway, the Rays did it best...written by Bob Crewe, the bloke behind the 4 Seasons...what a web, huh...

Not to be outdone...Orange is lining up his own convention to show his power of the people...let's see...thus far he has these people scheduled to speak...Donald Jr, Eric, Ivanka, Mary Trump (not her, damn it), Mike Pence, Kid Rock...and now, Jim Herman...for the final huge nite, the biggest ever, Jared...

Damn it, Jared...don't we have any music we can use?...every one is suing us...

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