Slam Diego!

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I'm gonna lead with something that has never, ever, happened in MLB...ah, professional beisbol...kids...this thing is called a grand slam...for youse, who don't know much about the sport...it is when the bases are loaded with Padres (well, any team will do)...and the San Diego batter (same as before) hits a home run...the mighty Padres have done this FIVE out of SIX games, like in a series of games...A MAJOR LEAGUE RECORD!...as you might guess, San Diego has won all of the games, too...versus the Rangers and the Astros...like, we own Texas...OK, calm down Horse...this has never been done before...and, FIVE different Padre hitters have done it...last night, it was the lad we got in the Renfroe deal with the Devil Rays, Cronenworth...who is only batting .352...tack on Grisham's 3 HR game...and our starter (SP) going 8 innings (thanks for reading me, rookie mgr), Davies...yes, as our announcer has pegged us...SLAM DIEGO!...yes, and I have a tee on the way...

Staying in sports...the LaLa Lakers crushed the Blazers in game 3 of the series...Dame let out 'it's hard to be beat the Lakers when they live on the free throw line'...true dat...BUT...there is more to the story...the imbecilic defense that is being coached by Portland is just awful...hard to watch...the high pick and the center guarding the picker, is 10ft away in the paint...thus, free shot for the guard...a no no with the best players in the world...to make it even worse, the picker pops, and he has a free shot...this often being the Brow...an embarrassment to the profession...double team!...hedge!...shoot, play a zone...anything other than what you are doing...maybe we should send a tee to the coach, 'HEDGE!'...

Now in the PGA...the course in Massachusetts...oh my...DJ is -22 after 3 rounds...!!!...too easy for these blokes...just like above with the pick and pop, the pros feast on this...maybe some rain will help...or, put one of them inserts in the holes, like we have...perhaps, hire clowns to roam the course...and yell when the pros are hitting...

Speaking of clowns on the course...Trump has been planning his convention for this week...thus far, the announced majors are 10...FIVE of them, are his family...I kid you not...Tiffany, Ivanka, Jr, Erick and of course, Jared...oops, left out Melania...that's six...hmmm, maybe one of them listed is not speaking...damn...doubt that his sister will be welcomed there, also...she was taped saying some not so nice things about her brother...oh well, the base of his...disregard any such nonsense, and will wear their MAGA caps, proudly...rumor has it that Putin is sending a taped message to be read at the revival...hey, by the way...have you seen what Melania has done for the colorful White House Rose garden?...the trees are gone, and so is the....color...it all be white now...ah, is this a message?...

The House reconvened...called back it's members...and passed legislation to help the postal service...like money...does it go to Mitch next?...then the veto table of Orange?...you know what a dunk tank is?...I'd love to see him in it...without a screen...I digress...Mitch or Orange...

Snooki is in the house....well, his song selection is...'Europa' by Nils...ah what?...Nils Jiptner...'Alley Cat?'...this the same dude, David?...if so, 'Alley Cat' was a hip, rad, song from the 60's by Bent Fabric...really, fabric?...why not Bent Linen?...well, his real name is (was, died July 28 of this year) Bent Fabricius-Bjerre...a Dane...Nils?...a German...

Oh my...the Huge Orange is at it again...this time, in reference to an omission 'Under God' by the Demos...ah, a striking point...now, he is a Tweeting his new found love for God...can't be born again, if one never was...right?...his Evangelical followers are euphoric...'he has found OUR way, after all'...

'Damn it Jared, you HAVE to find me a Bible...need it for the revival, er convention'...

Get this...the Astros are accusing the Padres of stealing signs...ha ha ha ha ha....even the Bums are laughing...

Tiger birdied the first 4 holes...this final round today...Slam Birdie...

Hey, we found Rudy!...he is gonna speak at the Trump revival...so is the pillow man...praise the lord...

You know, it would be a full year of misses, before the mighty Padres would hit a grand slam...in seasons past...

Is it a wassie morning?...



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