Let's Talk Some Golf

The PGA Tourney in San Francisco...where Tony Bennett lost his heart...er, or, left it...as the Pros are trying to get the season's first MAJOR...fuggit about the notion that one of two, Tiger or Lefty, will win it...in fact, Lefty (Phil, who really is a righty) went up into the announcers perch...and called the 'action' for a while...he was mighty entertaining, kids...perhaps, where he should be...I digress...no, really...the field is still bunched...DJ has the 3rd round lead, but nuttin is for certain...at this course...tight fairways...ridiculous roughs...which, even the best can double out of...the fall of Jordan Spieth, is so sad...Rickie, too...it's a tough game and profession, ya'll...

On the 2nd hole in MY round yesterday...I stiffed a PW to 3 feet...took out me brand spanking new, Ping putter...and pulled it left...the crowd went wild...laughing all the way to the 3rd tee box...'throw that damn thing away'...'can you take it back?'...it took a bit, but got it down...terrific weight to it...and hit some doozies after that...but, NOT without some jabs along the way...

There is this gathering of bikers...like Harley blokes...an annual thang...in South Dakota...thousands trek there...and most are not the type that figure into a mask society...ah, far from it...they party on, Garth...have a concert...socialize like there wasn't a pandemic going on...let's just say, tragic...as I have read in the social networks, 'there will be a run, on cheap Harley Davidsons, soon'...what are they thinking?...the only thing missing, is the emergence of Huge Orange in a rally there....'damn it Jared, why didn't you book Dakota?'...

New Zealand has just confirmed that it has gone 100 days of no community spread of the virus...this by their ministry of health...'Jared, is NZ near Thighland?'...

Wonder if Orange really thinks he is doing a good job?...rumor abounds that the White House staff, concocted a report that has him in good light amongst the American people...and he believes it...great song by the Doobies, 'What a Fool Believes'...ha ha...

Snooki's song of the day...'Mr Sandman' by the Chordettes...YES?...when was this thing written, anyhoo?...sounds like in the 40's...actually not...was THE hot song of '54...first recorded byVaughn Monroe, then shortly thereafter by the Four Aces and the one that really caught on...by the Chordettes...all in the same year...sadly, all the gals in the group have passed on...but, the song, lives in infamy...

Recall the pix by the student in the Georgia high school hallway?...where she was suspended, then rescinded?...thus far, 9 students have tested positive for the virus...yea, open up the schools...Correction...6 students and 3 staff...

Not sure if I fully understand the playoff scheme for the bubble basketball league...who's in and who's not?...this resembles a summer team camp set of games to moi...

If you could do just ONE thing over in your life...what might that be?...

Summer...2020...August 9...Sunday...doesn't seem like it...