In Reality

BREAKING NEWS...the House of Reps will vote THURSDAY as to move on...to the impeachment process...on to PUBLIC hearings...

Morning, kids...as we start up another week of fun and festivities...culminating with a jaunt up to LaLa Land for the Duck/Trojan game...that is, if the fires get contained...another has erupted just west of the 405...ah, the highway we need to take to get to Memorial Stadium...obviously, we will keep a close eye out on this latest situation...I keep telling' ya, it is brittle down here in SoCal...

My blog title of 'reality' isn't that, when it comes to the party scene of Halloween...where the peops dress and disguise themselves in what they are not...huh?...if you have the scratch, you can get yourself made up like well...just don't go blackface...over the years, we have done ourselves quite nicely...thank you...here at the zoo, there is a function...but, we have our PNW amigo arriving that day...not sure if he wants to be the center of attraction at it...maybe so, you know, new meat...geez, that sounds bad...maybe 'meet' is better...

'Reality' does pertain to the Apprentice...however...as he ventured out into the REAL WORLD...attending the game 5 of the World Series in DC...how'd that go for him?...have you SEEN the reaction of the people there?...incapsulated by his henchmen and Melania...he was introduced to the crowd, and the scene was legendary...his surrounding people clapped like crazy, but the sound level of the rest of those in attendance reminds us all of what the common man may think...THE BOOOOOOS were loud and long...listen, Donny, you are not in your contrived 'revival like' MAGA gatherings...this is 'REALITY!'...couple that with what followed, must have made you cringe some...as the chant of 'LOCK HIM UP!'...started up and grew in decibels...

I can't leave the area...as there are so many innuendos about the raid and self destruction of the ISIS (ISIL?) leader yesterday....that the 'command center' was contrived...so, as to resemble the one that Prez O was in, when Osama Bin Laden was killed...there are rumors that while this raid was going on, Donny was actually on the golf course...I dunno, kids...I don't believe a word he says...maybe it is all like he said it was...doubts?...you betcha...

Oh yea, the WS game...the visitors won again...all of the games have been won by the visiting team...has this happened before?...3-2 fav the Astros, as the Series heads to Texas...

Number 82...that's it...the amount of wins by Tiger Woods...who has just tied the immortal Sam Snead for that...as he won in Japan...he truly is an amazing golfer...I kept thinking what was going thru Tiger's mind, while the presenter of the trophy went on and on...talking...in Japanese...ha ha....

The Ducks have moved into 6th, 7th, and 8th place Nationally, depending on what poll you are referring to...all good stuff...and this next challenge at USC figures to be a great test...

Now that the lil woman has retired we are in a competition to see who can cook the best din din...unannounced...she does this, I do that, I mastered a bacon wrapped chicken breast, she conquered a delightfully spiced pork chop...I made some mouth salivating chocolate chip cookies...OK, you get the drift...we have messed up some, too...have had a hell of a time, making tri tip steaks tender...but, I will give you one to try and emulate...

Lasagna...Horse style...you see, it's all about the layers...and cooking your noodles al dente...or, if ya'll want to cheat some, get the pre-cooked ones...here's the trick to it all...cut out on too much gravy in the layers (oops, that's us Italian talk)...the sauce, for you heathens...do the mozzarella, cooked spinach, ricotta layers...with a light amount of gravy (sausage or hamburger meat in) to bond it...cook at 375* ( NOT at 350*!) for 45 minutes...then put more gravy on....and lots of cheese...give it 15 more minutes....let it rest for 10...in a separate sauce pan, keep the rest of the gravy warm....cut the perfect slices...top with the gravy and LOADS of fresh parmesan...voila!...Horse style...you can thank me later...

Off to the bloody podiatrist...