Winging It
As we were sashaying about at the home's Labor Day partee, we happened on a couple of lady friends who were retiring, who were about to...yes, it is true, the Horse has been in this mode for purnt near 20 years...gasp...and...the one thing that they have been dealing with from their working friends...'What are you going to do with your time?..."anything I damn well please!"...the other said she was going to volunteer...somewhere...I asked her, 'why not feed the homeless?'...she was not amused...you see, the notion is...one must have a plan...
Or do you?...witness the present inhabitant of the White House...who seemingly has very few plans...'Wings It' on his Tweeter Feed every single day...shoot, I guess he does have a plan...do his early morning Tweets...each and every day...regardless if they are accurate...dang it all...he, too has a plan...
Sure he does...his southern wall is gonna get started...diverting $ from the military, amongst other ways...you know, this is a plan...should call it, if it ever gets built, made in Roger Stone...the mastermind of it all...ha ha, I digress...
I think it might be a guilt trip that some put on others...'what's your plan for the day?'...and you think that you should be able to come up with something...lie about it, kids...say you are going to write a novel...sorry, Nancy, that is real...but to lie about something, 'going to swim 20 laps, and eat some organic bacon'...there you go...
Off we trapze to the Cali state beaches to glamp....Cosmo on wheels...with nary a real plan...hope to find a landing spot...just by dropping in...might be a real bust...as, we will find out...scary?...you betcha...as the one thing that I do, like 99% of the time...is have a 'trip plan'...in hopes that the school in session issue, gives us openings...we call this 'winging it'...
The top 10 Demo candy peops meet tonight and debate....why they shall be the chosen one...ah, you see Donny, this can work this way, too...they will show that they have the plans that will get them elected...and the others will try to dismantle whatever that plan may be...this is the art of the debate...given 30 seconds to speaketh with integrity...which was surely missing in the 2016 debates of the Trump fiasco...hmmm, maybe it's not that necessary to show wisdom after all...I mean, who got elected?...might this all be a waste of time?...maybe just call everyone else some derogatory name and off you go...now, that's a plan...
Every single season, which adds up to many, the mighty Padres...have used the 'same plan'...yup, every year...to make up for too many losses, in the regular season...be 'out' of the playoffs...tell the Friar faithful, to hang in there...that 'next year is our year'...and calls up a myriad of 'prospects', ah minor leaguers, to dot our lineup for the remaining games of the losing season...give a glimpse of what the rookies can do...isn't that why they have the Cactus League?...
Bachelor in Paradise...you KNEW I had to go there...well, not me...but...the show has a plan...to try to find pairs of 'lovers' to dot the airwaves for 5 weeks or so...but, a wrench in the system came up...the lesbian thang...so, the show went to 'winging it'...believe me, the 'rose ceremony' is quite awkward...like it wasn't already...allowed a non-alumni of the Bachelor Show to stay aboard...you confused?...yea, so are the producers...winging it...
Golf may be the hardest game in the world...really...it's just you, the stick (golf club) and the ball...nobody screaming at ya...nobody trying to block your shot...it's just you...yea, you have a plan...unless you are like a 5 handicapper or better, your plan SUCKS!...inevitably, you end up winging it...and that sucks too...
'Betcha can't eat just one...'...recall that advertisement way back when?...think it was about a tater chip...but, you could apply that to a tattoo, too...ha ha...can you just get ONE tat, and call it good?...I mean, that's the plan...how about a reference to the KFam...can you get just one alteration to your body?...like enhanced buttocks?...I mean, who wouldn't want a bigger butt?...imagine a race in the new you...guess that's not the plan...
Damn it all...for someone who was just winging it today...I really had a plan...
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