What The _____

As Mandelbaum said, 'what the ____?'...a line used quite often around here...this was in reference to one of Seinfeld's many characters...Izzy Mandelbaum...hired to snap Jerry back into fighting condition...like he ever was...but, I use the phrase for many things...unlike, Donny, I will leave the swearing part out of it...you know, the rule of law's acting president...

Took in our first Padre game of the year, last eve...got some of them great Omni Club seats...directly behind home plate...sweetness...alas, the charm of them, is that they get you into a special area...after getting into the arena from a private entry...ah, no lines...a private bar and food spot...HOWEVER, it has been revamped!...the buffet is gone...what the ___?...kind of forced us to get on out to the real world, watching the game...$12 beer...$8 popcorn...whatever...oh yea, the Pads?...lost their 7th straight...woooah, it's already better than I thought, that was ONLY the 6th straight loss...

Odd...as they appear to have all the parts...but, mysteriously can't get back to back hits...very few runs...seems like whenever there is a rally, up steps Wil Myers....who is a heck of a hitter, when the game is already won or lost...I dunno...I'm sure there is more to it...something is missing...call me baffled...

Happy Easter, kids...the resurrection Sunday...a celebration throughout the World...some tragic news out of Sri Lanka...as some foo bombed a church today...killing over 200 worshipers...no not a foo, but a killer...or killers...I can't understand why some one or group would feel the need to carry out such a heinous crime...
Breaking...I am reading more than just one spot...the list says churches and hotels...oh my...8 attacks?...it keeps getting worse...

NBA...the forever playoffs are amongst us...some random shots...the 76ers Embiid gets away with vicious blows to opposing players, without ejection...hey, dudes, you have instant replay...do the right thing, and toss the bloke...The Beard had an awful shooting day, but the Rockets still hung on...the Jazz are not worthy...PDX at OKC today...your thoughts?...

Help me on this...but, why do the colleges allow or have spring football?...isn't their regular season long enough?...count the bowl games...that's half the year...ha ha...what the ___?...

The LSU and Arizona hoops coaches are NOT going to be prosecuted for their alleged payment to players and incoming players...even though, the FBI has them on tape directing it...as some other coaches have said, 'I should have been doing the cheating all of my career'...like the aforementioned did and got away with...allegedly...

John Kasich...one of the blokes who got beat by Trump in the Repub side of things...'I've never supported Trump, the reasons are right there in the Mueller Report...it's behavior not fit for a president.'...

On a much more serious note...I went into the storage and got out my M2 irons and me Odyssey putter for the switch over from the sticks I have been hitting poorly...cuz, it HAS to be the clubs...

What the ____?...Kirk Herbstreit..the college guru analyst for football...he's on all over the pixels...for some crazy reason, will respond to goofy Tweets about him...listen dude, you are above that and let them lie where they are...stop doing it...

You remember the peeps?...the marshmallowy concoction that were sold for this day...the hiding of the colored eggs?...the special basket that has the big time goodies in it?...

Let's see...the Warriors at the Clips at noon...the Redlegs at the Pads at 1...the golf thru 3ish...and PDX at OKC at 6....there, I am set for the day....and it's all about moi...