Skipping and Flipping

The ever present danger zone, of the southern border of the United States of America...continues to dominate the mind of Captain Chaos...can't get his new Trump Wall on the agenda...has continually been frustrated over the separation of families that have crossed over...and does what he always does...fires whoever is in charge...get 'er done...

The lady, Kirstjen Nielsen, had a sit down with Donny...comes out of it, and announces that she is resigning...hmmm, I guess that is NOT a firing....if you are keeping track of the numbers...Director of Homeland Security...former, that is...who is next?...rumors abound it may be a bloke who is more 'aggressive'...exactly what we need, right Doc?...

Close your eyes on your stocks today, kids...the Futures were down quite a bit...the culprits?...Boeing and GE...what?...

The cherry pie...are you one of them that lurve your pies?...Marsh is not, but claims she is the best at making crusts...apparently, a wasted talent, don't you think?...as the Horse loves them pies a lot...sure, cherry...lemon meringue...pecan...french apple...french(?)...dutch apple, that's it...chocolate cream...man, this is not fair...

You know who made that song famous, 'Cherry Pie?'...none other than the duo, Skip and Flip...of course, you knew that...1959...ha ha...these dudes were quiet the pair...their real names were Clyde Battin (Skip) and Gary Paxton (Flip)...they both later on, worked as solo artists and producers...both dealt with the Byrds...but, Flip, er, Paxton, had a tad bit more success with a couple of big hits...see if you recall these, "Alley Oop' and 'The Monster Mash'...the latter the humongous hit for Bobby Boris Pickett....as years went on, Paxton (Flip) ventured into gospel music...as he was connected (?) to the one and only, Tammy Faye Bakker...and now, you are much more educated about...well, trivia...

The Baylor Bears gals won their version of the Big Dance...escaping free throws at the buzzer to win a close one, duh...just hate to see the miss of FT to lose a game...hangs on forever...over Notre Dame...tonight, its the dudes turn...Virginia and Texas Tech...should be a brawl at the bucket...not my style and I may pass...something tells me a lack of a call, may be the diff...

This week is the epitome of all golf for the blokes...The Masters...shoot, I think the ladies stop and watch it, too...Augusta...this is the Super Bowl for this sport...the winner, wore the green jacket everywhere once won...at least Sergio and Pat Reed did, the past 2 years...oddly enough, at the same time...the exact opposite of the best in the World at that game, the worst...play in Borrego Springs for the Bozo's Crown...yup, that's my group...ah, my prep yesterday, was the best I have swung it...like in years...mind you, I did not say...scored...but the swing, yes...

Do you EVEN know what a 45 record is, er, was?...