Finicky

Does everything just have to be perfect?...in the right place, with a purpose?...are you one of them that can recognize if a sofa has moved an inch, er a centimeter?...the pillows are not poofed up?...the automatic lights are a minute off?...yea, one of them dudettes?...cuz, it's not the nature of a bloke to have these feelings...am I right or is this gender bias?...

Remember when the USA was going to capitulate to the rest of the world when it came to measuring?...gone was the yardstick...in came the meter stick....everything was going to be so simple...using the hap hap happy tens in all of our calculations...adios to the ultra confusing fractions...!!!...the ultimate downfall to the math system for most Americanos...this was a near mandate to the schools in the 70's...incorporate the metrics, and phase out the ol English system...

Not so fast, my fellow compatriots...there was a backlash...to think that there would be a 100 meter football field, in lieu of the 100 yarder?...the yardage book in golf, would have to be changed...beisbol?...the dimensions would be shot...the nuts and bolts?...no...the US resisted...and yes, we are stuck with the 3/8 inch pipe...er, the 1/2 inch one...geez, which one is bigger?...you ever tried to divide 3/8 by 1/2?...bet you got it wrong...

Them Padres...a reason for the spring ball is to reset your team for the loooonnnggg regular season in MLB...take what your crack GM gave you to play with...make the best of it...San Diego...decided on their fate, er path...which did not include two guys, rookies, in their best laid out plan...ha ha...guess what?...after 3 weeks of inept play, the team went to plan B...that is if they had one...and put these 2 rookies in the field...and they are easily our best blokes...3B Villanueva and OF Franchy Cordero...leads us in HR's and well any type of hitting...so much for the prep time...oh yea, they both hit dingers last night, in a 12-2 slugfest...gulp, a win...

We see loads of concerts...you know this...and I mean RARELY see anyone we know at any of them...well now, we were in the elevator going down to take out the dawg...and there was a couple of couples in it...and one of the blokes said, " we saw you at the Art Garfunkel Concert last night...wasn't it great?"...I smiled...Marsh replied that it was...listen, there is NO reason to throw shade on the awful concert, and ruin what they deemed...great...oh my...

NBA...the final game of the Cavs/Pacers is today in Cleveland...could this be the final game of LeBron as a Cav?...nope...as his team will win in a rout and move on...could you believe that that was the same team that easily whupped PDX in 4 straight?...talking the N'orleans whatevers...as they got thoroughly smashed by the Warriors...that's even sans Curry...whether you are a fan of GS, or not...they are FUN to watch...finally, can the Jazz beat Houston?...fingers crossed...

POTUS...skipped the White House Correspondent's Dinner...again...sent his press voice gal...Ms. Huckabee Sanders...instead...and she got hammered...well, verbally...by the 'comedic' host...as he, DJT, went to Michigan to give a pep rally speech...which oddly, only FOX carried it live...ha ha...I have to say this...he is a horrific orator...and is embarrassing to the position...and to us...

Can't pass on this....he, meaning Trump...er, Prez T...is taking full credit for the Koreas trying to unite as one...ah ha, not so fast DJT...one of you former contestants on your show, 'The Apprentice'...says it is all him!...the Worm...alias, Dennis Rodman...confesses he was the intermediary with the North Korean Bloke, Kim Jong Un...well, both are just fine examples...

American Idol...they have gotten to their final 10...I agree with their choices...now, I am confused...is the vote by the public going to determine the winners?...er, winner...or, are the judges allowed to mend a mistake?...are the rules written down?....or is it like Survivor?...drop your buffs...

Are you like me on this?...the 'Royal Baby' was named...did you jump up and down, and shout?...cuz, they named him 'Louie Louie'!...something like that...has to be from one of their oldie but goodie groups...Paul Revere and the Raiders...wait, no...they were on the other side...yes, I am confused, er confusing...

Well, I gotta go now....