The Farmer's

Morning, ya'll...this is THE opening of the Farmer's Insurance T out at Torrey Pines...where the one and only Tiger E Woods is making yet another comeback...by all accounts, he looks great, fit and ready for the challenge...of course, there are a bunch of other blokes there, too...ie, Lefty...Rickie...to name but a few...but, the...make that THE story...is the return of Tiger...

Torrey is a monster of a course...public one, mind you...7200 yards or something insane like that...it just wears you out...I think even the pros might feel like that, too...I dunno...but, get to the holes with the ocean view, and it all seems worthwhile...when I play it, THAT is a respite...our plan is for the Sunday round...senior rate of $35 a head to get into the grounds and roam about...

Other...

MLB's Hall of Fame...my bugaboo about it, is that it's voted on by writer's...boo...in lieu of players and managers...still, a huge honor...and finally the closer from the Pads, Trevor Hoffman, got in...yesterday...it is a terrific achievement..for sure...well deserved and...groovy as all get out...we saw him in the latter stages of his career, here...

So much fun listening to all the fixes that should be made to the Cavs...by him and her and everyone who has a keyboard and a microphone...who they should sit, who they should trade, and who they should fire...listen to me, Cleveland...just watch your east combatants, the Celtics...they play HARD, each and every game...which YOU do not...ie YOU, LeBron...witness the awesome effort of them last eve versus the Clip Joint...

Ah, nothing like the rumor mill...staying with the Cav situation...the closed door meeting...as the players aired their grievances...and the whupping boy, was allegedly Kevin Love...and the leader of the griping?...Isaiah Thomas...calling the kettle, well, you know...no better example of the feeling was a video of the last game...Love went down on a collision...and there was a fellow player who actually stepped over him...looked down at him...did NOT extend a hand to help him up...and moved on...deep seeded problem there...move on, Kevin...let their team fall apart...sad for him...

4, count 'em 4...straight times that the Horse has pushed his cart out at the golf course...not that I don't feel it later on in the day...but, it is a positive step in the right direction...I feel great and one thing about walking instead of riding a power cart...it gives me time to blow off steam after one of my many erratic hits...I think I came so close to a hole in one yesterday...5 iron that had to have brushed the hole...of course, I missed the 2 1/2 foot birdie putt...spaz...

You'd think that the first lady would want to join her man, for the trip to Switzerland...right?...Melania is reportedly still fuming over the alleged pay off for the '06 Donald shenanigans...allegedly...ah yes, the personal life of the rich and famous...

I was reading an article about germs...you know, a person could be a 'germafobe'...is that even a word?...and the many things that are real and those that are old wives...wait, can't say that anymore...let's call them mysterious myths that have been previously referred to as truths...MMPRT's...there, that is better...and these popped up...what do you think?
1.  Antibacterial soap is better for you than regular soap
2.  Deodorants are better than anti-perspirants...under arm thinger
3.  Take your cut up feet in the ocean, it will naturally heal them
4.  Stay out of hot tubs
5.  You don't need to shower every day
and my fav...and my bestest MMPRT
6.  Change your sheets every week
You know, I should call this paragraph, Horse Sense...

The former Olympics Dr got the death sentence...well, the Judge gave him 175 years of imprisonment...just how long does the life span exist, anyway?...

Oprah says she doesn't have the DNA to be Prez...hmmm, I can think of a few other that have been, that didn't, too...so rethink that Ms Winfrey...

Wasn't that long ago that you didn't know Stormy Daniels...now you probably do...

Do you use the Tide pods or the liquid clothes soap?...or do you even use Tide?...

Another update for the iPhone...

Let's try germaphobe...there you go...










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