Da Weekend

Holy moly, Batman, we have made it to da weekend...POW!...the Prez told us that he was kind of certain that Putin had no involvement in the past US election...cuz, he said so...there you go...BAM!...has to be the truth...right?...dang, so why are we wasting so much time and moolah on investigating it?...I mean, c'mon...

SMASH!...I don't know when we have heard and seen so much commotion about head injuries, er, concussions...in most all sports, except boxing and soccer...hmmm, where the head is an intricate part of the 'sport'...the Celt's PG Kyrie Irving...this is NBA, kids...under the concussion protocol...and had to sit out the rest of his game...hmmm...BOOM!...let's see...gots to have them doctors at all sporting events, now...used to be, only at football games...the times they are a changing...

RIP!...the UCLA blokes, who allegedly shoplifted in China...are still in that country as the rest of the Bruin entourage flew back into the US...isn't this why we have diplomatic sites in all these countries?...to deal with these unfortunate types of...wait, maybe this is more than we think...but, the Prez was just there, right?...really, this is an eye opener...

POOF!...there goes the wild wild west in the final 4 in D-1 football...as the best coached team out here, Stanford, pulled off a mighty upset of them Dawgs...and eliminated any chance of a Pac 12 entry...the thing is, parity reins supreme...and that costs us on the national stage...too bad...

And the cross over chick of the music field...Taylor Swift...unleashed her new CD on the airwaves...ZOWEY!...hmmm, I haven't heard it...but it is selling like pancakes...hmmm, they sell still?...I liked it when she was a bit country...not the pop crap...you know, I think I'd like some flap jacks this am...good idear...

BOOT!...the one and only OJ Simpson...got the heave ho from the Cosmo Hotel in Vegas...something about disorderly conduct...what?...naw...where does he go from there?...just guessing, but I bet he is signing autographs near the strip...

Unnerving article in the SI (Sports Illustrated) this week...about a dude who made a mint signing fake autographs...and selling them on eBay, amongst other places...BOP!...so all them treasured keepsake items that you have with the 'authorized signature', just may not be what it seems...BTW, isn't that mag about run it's course?...of course, I still get it...

ZING!...I saw that the Beavs scored a whopping 99 points in their hoops opener...when is the last time they scored that much?...like in 2 games combined?...is there promise on the horizon?...

HOLY!...the game for da weekend just has to be in Miami...where the undefeated Hurricanes host the entire raging Catholics of the US...er, Notre Dame!...MOLY!...like Snooki, where you can hide your Duck pom poms for a day, and look into your closet for them Irish ones...and cheer on the boys in blue, er green, er whatever color they are today...now...da winner will punch a tix into the final 4...

Out of Florida...a school is selling bullet proof back packs!...SWOOSH!...the more I think about that, it seems like a good idea...with a velcro pocket, that has just enough room for a hand gun...you know, just in case...I made up the last part...

Today is Veterans Day...my calendar app went berserk and listed yesterday...as it...anyway, thanks to all those who defended us...RIP!...and that is not only Batman talk, but real, too...

In a few weeks we celebrate Thanksgiving...something about the Pilgrims breaking bread with us heathens...and then taking our land away...maybe I have lost something in the translation...POOF!...it's a time to celebrate family...nowadays...well...we do everyday...but, we do like that awesome turkey din din...and we are debating about what to do...

Hey, da weather is great...we are hosting them Miracle Mackles this eve....a huli huli chick dinner...and it's gonna be a great day!...BAM!...