Jellyfish?
'as you get older (duh), are you forgetting more than you can remember?...we have an additive that can make your bloody brain come back alive!...take a pill a day...and you....yes YOU...can be what you once were (was?)...Prevagen...which uses a little known substance found in jellyfish...blah blah blah...'
Man, how many of these things are out there?...I can sell you a rock with your historic maiden name etched on it...buy my new pill and you will no longer need reading glasses...ah yes, you get the picture...
What a terrific finish in the Canadian Open!...Jhon Vegas...won in OT...as a repeat winner in that tourney...beat the San Diegan, and now short haired...Chas Hoffman...so many blokes had a chance on the back nine...and those two prevailed...I mention Jhon...as he is a native Venezuelan...the country that is so embattled...where many of the MLB players are from there...won't or can't go back home...there has just been an 'election' there...and it sounds and smells fishy....
I keep telling ya this...the Rory McIlroy phenomena is on a downward spiral...he ain't what THEY thought he would be...and this...he has 'reportedly' fired his faithful caddie...I dunno, maybe that's not a big deal...seems like it would be, though...he was giving him the wrong club...yea...
The Pads streak is over at 4...listen, there is no way that Clay Richards is a starter type in this league...gets pummeled most every start...a short reliever?...like how da Cubbies used him last season?...of course...it's one of the building probs of our team...as we phase out the oldies and bring in the newbies...growing pains...keep telling me this, kids...
Ugly scene in Milwaukee...where the now infamous Chris Christie...what the heck was he doing there?...got into the face of a Cubbie fan...who was allegedly heckling him...I mean RIGHT IN HIS FACE!...I can't believe the fan didn't pop him...
This has nothing to do with the previous item, but today is 'National Raspberry Cake Day'...hmmm, isn't giving the raspberry to someone...an item that just could be construed as heckling?...Christie...cake...coincidence?...
Wowser!...did I see this right?...Salem Orygun is predicted to have a 110* degree day on Wednesday?...what?...is this a record?...and...there is another storm headed toward Cocoa Beach Florida...have you ever been in one of them storms there?...absolutely frightening...
OK, I absolutely lurve the Gmail on my phone...but not so much on the iMac...why is it so different?...have to use something other than the real thing....it's Go For Gmail...not nearly as fast...is there something that you use that is better on your home computer?...I'm almost at the point to just using the 'mail' that is from Apple...disappointing...
Your song for the day...how about 'Spilt Milk' by...you guessed it, Jellyfish...
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