Figuratively Speaking

Good Monday morning, ya"ll...how's it hanging?...get yourself a cup of Joe...and settle in and spend a little time with the Horse...a bit of cream, or sugar?...please, don't use the substitute...hey, I figure it will take you a cup to read me...and, I am an easy read...ha ha...

The winner of the LPGA Major was a South Korean...one of the many that have absolutely dominated the sport...Sung Hyun Park....rookie, 23 yr old...an amateur, Hye Jin Choi, was in the mix, until she dropped a shot in the water...also from SK...I think like 5 of the top 6 are from that country...however, how about the hot topic of their tour...the dress code...I call it the 'Wie Factor'...

It goes into effect almost immediately...does anything move that fast?...sure seems that it's the norm cover up the women for the good of all...does this rile you up?...what is happening to the individual's choice?...Congressional ladies, Wimbledon ladies, and now LPGA ladies...'you dress appropriately'...c'mon ladies, stand your ground...do what YOU want...
everywhere....

What's good for ya...reports have been surfacing for awhile about the soft drink industry...the harmful effects of Coke, Pepsi...and others...too much sugar, too much fake sugar, too much this and that...the rats are all dying off due to the drinks...yes, so I have switched to Coke Life...a different sweetener used....stevia...Dr peops say it is ok...I have tried iced tea...but need the carbonation...ha ha...how about you?...are you one of them water junkies?...

Fake cheese...or whatever is used in Mac and Cheese...does that go for the chip necessity, Cheetos?...think about it...that flavor enhancer just can't be good for ya...if this doesn't spurn you on to some form of dieting, nothing will...of course, you could just quit snacking...try some...awe come on...do what you gotta do...

Them Oregon Ducks...the new and improved version of their football team...new coach, new attitude...I suppose...there have been some bumps early on...DUI stuff...for the coaches and the players...they are all booted for it...making a statement...football blokes are a different breed of cat...right Snookie?...

Hey now...your fav Kfam gal...well, now gal...Caitlyn is throwing out the idea that she may run for the Senate...what?...must be here in the state of Caleefornia...OK...there you go...do I need to comment any further?...

I know there are those of you out there who could never, ever live in a high rise...need your feet squarely on the ground...something like that...this may give you more thoughts like that...we have 4 elevators in our building...go up 35 floors and down 3 for parking...got it?...one of 'em got stuck the other day....with our good friend, TT aboard...after a 45 minute stall out...they pulled him out....well now...we just so happened to be sitting at the Air Supply Concert, with a bloke who was the supervisor of the project of the Pinnacle Elevators when it was built...how about that for a coincidence!...anyway, he said by all means 'DON'T PULL THE DOORS OPEN!'...the stalled thing could give way at any time...and is a leading reason for deaths...like severing what ever is hanging out...

Yes...we saw a vintage Johnny Carson Show again...this time it was in '84...the lead guest was David Letterman...I must say, he was incredibly quick, smart, and funny...BTW, both of them...belly laugher...one may say, 'the good old days'...

So this is an item...Tiger Woods has fallen out of the top 1,000 golfers ranked...what?...he isn't playing, dudes...probably won't again...at least professionally...why is he even mentioned?...

Finally, the word for the day, er season, er year...'vetting'...did you ever hear of it before this past year?...I double dog doubt it...

OK, the song for today....by the recently arrested and combative young singer...Haley Reinhart...'Liar', dedicated to the bouncers that were brutalized by the 5 ft sanger...oh yea, it's all caught on TMZ...you tell me...




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