Your Doppleganger

Say what?...seems to me...that out there in that big wide world, that there just has to be someone that looks just like you...right?...hey now, it turns out that Senator Ted Cruz...you know him....he was one of them candy men for Prez on the Repub side this last election...found his...it is called a 'DOPPLEGANGER'...really...that feller is the President of Da Cubbies, Thomas S. Ricketts...there you go...so similar, right....you know I knew of this really good looking guy in college...that people said he looked exactly like me....ah hem....what?...

Send out the troops!...there is a massive TWITTER war going on...between MSNBC's Joe Scarborough and the present Prez, our beloved Donald J. Trump...he said this, and then he said that...and they call it each other names...and how one is losing popularity...and on and on...ha ha...what have we come to?...BTW, that channel just unceremoniously dumped Greta Van Sustren...oh yea, the dude in the war is known by 'Morning Joe'...

Golf...the ladies are in their 2nd major...just outside of Chicago...and the blokes are in DC, in the former Tiger T...geez, the course looks really hard...the only early thing I can say...is that the 'expert analysts' are not the normal dudes...Johnny Miller or Nick Faldo...well, let's just say, I miss those two...

The mighty Pads won the series with the Atlanta Braves...beat 'em 6-0 in the finale...hip hip...little steps...er, baby steps...

The NBA...now we go to the next level of free agents...the prize signings, er trades...the Jazz's Hayward, the Pacer's George, and the Clip Show's Griffin...hey, how did the English peops come up with the spelling of 'George?'...I mean, c'mon....shouldn't it be Jorge?...

There is a reason that I have Apple Stock...they are cagey as they come....the 'leaks' on the iPhone 8 are out...will they or won't they release it this year?...what are the new features?...tickle the world with possibilities...yes, that's my company...smart biz...

It is the season of lambasting the 1st family...hmmm...not that long ago, that could get you in big trouble...Cher...yes, her...Tweeted...that the 1st lady is never happy...er, smiling...I dunno, seems to me  that they have targets...on their backs...it has to be terrifying...maybe Melania should get in her own Twitter War with her...mention that Cher never moves in her concerts...

Speaking of lambasting the Prez...Alec Baldwin does it regularly on SNL, right?...mocks him at the least....well, he and his present wife are renewing their vows...don't you always split the sheets after doing that?...I'm just saying...

Time for some grub...so hungry...the song for this fine day?...'When' by the Kalin Twins...