The Oscar Conspiracy

And the OSCAR for the best picture goes to__________...oh my...in the most bizarre twist of the history of the Academy Awards...happened...La La Land!...the stage was overrun with the parts of the film that put it together...started their acceptance speech...and then...there was milling about behind the speaker...

I thought that there was a Kramer moment...some dude got mixed up with the real peops, was fake accepting a trophy...there were blokes with head phones running about...taking the OSCAR away...what?...pandemonium breaks out...and then the La La Land producer announces "we are not the winner, it is Moonlight!"..."this is not a joke"...bedlam...

The presenters were the elders, Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway...damn, they aren't gonna let my generation do this again...when he opened up the winning name from the envelope...Warren looked aghast...looked back into the envelope for more...on it was the name of the La La Land gal winner, Emma Stone...they went forward...Faye announced her flick...

Talk about crazy stuff...off the stage the La La Land makers went...and rushing the stage in misbelief were the Moonlight peops...Beatty grabbed the mike and explained what he did...Jimmy Kimmel, tried to save the day with humor...too late...the night finished up and was left in shambles...

In the aftermath...like after I went to sleep...the story broke that the envelope company...that always gets so much praise...screwed up...and gave Beatty the wrong envelope...my Q, 'why two of the same?'...why on earth would they have 2 envelopes for the Best Actress?...Pricewaterhouse Coopers...oh my, with that long a name...geez...

I do find it awkward that Moonlight won anyway...a bulk of the winners were from La La Land...and one would think that the sum of the parts would mean that they would win...weird stuff...thus, the Horse says...the academy (the electorates) voted one way, and the popular vote went for La La Land...how'd that work out for the Hilz?...

The production of the night was pretty good...the opening by Justin Timberlake was spectacular...and Kimmel kept it going...as best one can...as this show in particular will drag...way too many trophies for a live show...in my estimation, they should give out many in a prelim presentation...cut 4 hours into two...

Finally...when it gets to the crescendo...the award for the best flick at the end of the telecast...they should give it a new name...The Beatty...yes, that is it...

'You're So Vain'...you think that this song is all about you....Carly Simon...