Last Minute Gift Idears

Morning ya'll...hopefully, you're family is about to arrive...or you are in the process of traveling yourself...this time of the year is all about 'family'...sure, other meanings, too...but, well, you know...
carrying presents for your loved ones...hmmm...but...what if you haven't found the right one...egads, YET!...so here you go, trust Horse to give you some last minute gift idears...

The Chia Pet...terrific for your fam who love to grow things...it was the Obama version that was so hot in the past...hmmm...now, they come in blonde form...the perfect dye to add when the buds have grown...

Sacramento Kings NBA jersey with 'Boogie' on the back...make sure that you get an extra tight one...so you can show their newly purchased 6 pack (abs)...who wouldn't want one of these to proudly wear down to the mall?...

K fam boxer shorts...get 'em so that they can be expandable...so, to mimic them, when they add more pooch to their product, so can your recipients...ah, the perfect gift for those who want to be like that fam...

Xmas fruitcake...who doesn't want want one of these?...the fruit is divine...the moist cake is scrumptious...and get this, you can keep eating this for at least a month...the gift that keeps right on a giving...

Duck bowl caps...made in China...well, they were shipped in September...and hmmm, the makers had no idea that...gulp...the Ducks went to no, make that zilch bowls this season...$1.99 at your local 10 cent store...wait...I thought everything there was a dime...has a pix of a Rose on the side...that must make it a must have...

Schweddy Balls..actually made in New York City...for those who like big...wait, I can't go there...just trust me on this...probably is too late to order online...but you can see the commercial on the pixels...look up SNL...BTW, one of the gals sure reminds me of Margo Bellock...for those who know her, well, it is funny...sorry, Margo...

DNC Inauguration Tix...well, they programmed everything...just didn't turn out the way the paid for...dang, and you could have...make that in the past tense, seen Katy Perry perform at the gala event...now, these are treasured items...geez, the RNC might be going with Kid Rock...dang, can we change the results?...

So there you go...a few last second (minute) items that might make it under your tree...ah shoot, just go on down to Macy's and buy one of them 'gift cards'...a whole lot safer...

Other, more pertinent stuff...

The coward that killed in Germany...was indeed done in himself...by the Italian Police...that after he opened fire at them, at a checkpoint....he was trying to get back...home?...where was home?...what a waste...

As I mentioned yesterday about the Duke hoop star...he was suspended indefinitely by Coach K...hmmm...never really know what that means...but, for the Coach's sake...this is unique...his players have been decent characters in the past...wait...there are exceptions...but, they didn't act out this badly...

The Clip Joint hung on to beat Pop's Spurs...a couple of things here...Pop is a great coach, with a p___ poor attitude...LA, playing without Blake Griffin (surgery) and CPIII for most of the 2nd half...beat SA with their 2nd unit on the floor...and Doc did something that 99.9% of coaches don't do...he left them in to finish the game off...every one else trots the 1st liners back to complete the game...good on him...

I do hope there is a break in the rain, so the kids have dry pavement to drive on...to get here...so looking forward to it...and geez, for Christmas day...we have a bay cruise with a buffet scheduled...egads, rain rain go away...

For those of you, who opened up the Air Force Band thinger...I hope you enjoyed it...I couldn't find a way to connect it to my blog...so I posted it separately on Facebook...look for it...it is so worth it...

2 days left to shop...panic time...