The Crypt Kicker 5
HORSE WINS! HORSE WINS!...what? you'd think I'd go with them Cubbies over my FF team?...fuggit about it...we scored the most in the league and finally got off the schneid...for a whopping 60 point win...ah yes...now I can feel what the others have been all season...Coach Bohunk, GM Sellers, and the ownership toasted the team last night with a round of Diet Coke and extra cheese on our game winning meal of chili...we DO know how to celebrate...
OK, yea the Cubs won....W...big deal...just kidding...it was HUGE for the team and the city...3-2...which just happens to be where the games are in the Series, too...the peops would not leave the ball yard...singing that "Cubs" song over and over in exuberation...the team came out and joined in...have to admit, it brought chills to even moi...and off they go to Cleveland...I'm smelling a 7 gamer...just a hunch...
Lots of sports...the Bolts in another brutal loss...in Denver...as the QB Rivers had a miserable game...too bad, as this time...it was the others who played well...he completed as many to the other team for TD's as his own...you get my drift...next week...we head on out to the Q for the Titan game...I got my Mariota tee all ready and cleaned...have I showed it to ya"ll?...BTW, why does the NFL play games way over the pond?...like in London?...
The golf pros, guys and gals are also playing like over seas...way over...as I have said for some time...the LPGA is in disarray...with too many T's outta of this country...lack of fan base is piling up...er, not piling up...and the dudes have way too many of 'em...many of the elite choose which ones to enter...not a good look...
NBA...the haves and have nots are already separating themselves...hey, the NBA package is free right now...so, you can watch whatever games you want...if you are a hoops junkie at all, you will buy in...and follow the Cavs and Warriors...they play hard each and every nite...
Emailgate...who, what, and where...now...the FBI has got a warrant to search the computer (lap top?) of the right hand woman of Hillary...the estranged wife of Anthony Weiner, Huma Abedin...think this isn't just totally weird?...what do they think they are gonna find?...call me...CONFUSED!...
There was this unrecognizable stuff falling from the sky in the afternoon...peops were running for cover...I even saw some weird apparatus that appeared to be shielding the heads of the masses...I didn't even think they had them down here...
The rich and er famous had their Halloween Parties like over the weekend...as to get them pix out to the social media...and PEOPLE mag and the like...darkened eyes...and lots of rump (when you heard that word last?)...wondering out loud...if your entire body is totally enhanced, what would you do for this day?...I mean, c'mon...you're already a freak...oop, sorry KK and all the wannabes.....
So...tonite...we try to enliven ourselves with some form of character assassination...be who were are not...sounds good, huh...take a party with us...down to 5th and watch the others doing the same...Marsh will look divine and I...well, let's just say "Regis, you got nuttin' on me!"...gotta be kind of good, as I have an early tee time on Tuesday...
"They did the mash, it caught on in a flash
They did the mash, they did the Monster Mash"
PS...note to all NFL dudes (OK, all sports dudes) as much as you wanna, never, ever hug a referee...and...while we are thinking of pro football...never, ever bet on the game either...
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