This just out at press, er blog time...my fantasy football team, HORSE, just released this to the A.P....wait, is there still an Associated Press?...OK, it came out on Twitter and Facebook...probably will reach more people that way...
HORSE has terminated the contract of their Head Coach, Bradley Bohunk...fired him...axed him...gave him his walking papers...kicked his arse out the door...after yet another humiliating loss...his 6th straight...when he promised a big victory this past weekend...and DID NOT deliver...so, our GM, AJ Seller, fresh off a 6 game suspension for misdemeanors...has announced the canning of Bohunk and that there is a nationwide search out for his replacement...
There has been some unrest in the Horse camp ever since Bohunk was hired...brutal accusations of phone calls to the Green Bay Packers, condemning whoever is calling their plays, as killing his team...you see, the best players on the team are the QB Rodgers and WR Nelson, both Packers...well...tracing of the calls did lead to Coach Bohunk...fact is there was a full scale Wikileaks investigation...hold on...this just in from the canned dude...
This is the worst news I have ever had...however, this is a crap organization, an inept ownership, a stingy payroll...I wish them the worst of luck and hope they go winless the rest of the season..._____(expletive) 'em...and all their fans, too....
Appears that Bohunk has mixed emotions on hearing of his termination...he will survive...and return to his day job serving the great people of Coronado Island at the Yogurt Shop...
Hey all you Bums fans...REJOICE!...as you rode the arm of the best hurler (my thinking) in the biz...Clayton Kershaw...to a split in the series in Chi-town...the score was 1-0...got that one by a dinger by the former Pad, AGonzo...head back to the west coast for the next set of games...by the way, LA...you can't pitch Kershaw every day...
Hey like see above on this...but the play calling of the Packers stinks like no other...who is doing it?...I thought Norv was in Minnesota?...but the imagination is odious...and his power set...is ridiculous...good lord, not good for them Pack fans...any one want to trade for Rodgers?...the price is low...imagine the odor for those Cheeseheads...I digress...
So...off we go to set our sights on Halloween...you know, you have to have little things to get you from point A to point B, right?...well, and there is another thinger...the 3rd and final debate is Wednesday...I think...geez, same eve as Willie...hmmm...still in limbo on that...
You watch the ending of the golf T in Napa?...the dude who was just leaking oil the entire back nine...lost it in the end...to Brendan Steele...who caught fire the last 3 holes...birdie birdie birdie...his 2nd win...the other dude, Kizzire, suffered through his 1st T....maybe not suffered, as he did pick up a big check...$648,000...
So...all you dudes and dudettes...have a mesmerizing Monday...
HORSE has terminated the contract of their Head Coach, Bradley Bohunk...fired him...axed him...gave him his walking papers...kicked his arse out the door...after yet another humiliating loss...his 6th straight...when he promised a big victory this past weekend...and DID NOT deliver...so, our GM, AJ Seller, fresh off a 6 game suspension for misdemeanors...has announced the canning of Bohunk and that there is a nationwide search out for his replacement...There has been some unrest in the Horse camp ever since Bohunk was hired...brutal accusations of phone calls to the Green Bay Packers, condemning whoever is calling their plays, as killing his team...you see, the best players on the team are the QB Rodgers and WR Nelson, both Packers...well...tracing of the calls did lead to Coach Bohunk...fact is there was a full scale Wikileaks investigation...hold on...this just in from the canned dude...
This is the worst news I have ever had...however, this is a crap organization, an inept ownership, a stingy payroll...I wish them the worst of luck and hope they go winless the rest of the season..._____(expletive) 'em...and all their fans, too....
Appears that Bohunk has mixed emotions on hearing of his termination...he will survive...and return to his day job serving the great people of Coronado Island at the Yogurt Shop...
Hey all you Bums fans...REJOICE!...as you rode the arm of the best hurler (my thinking) in the biz...Clayton Kershaw...to a split in the series in Chi-town...the score was 1-0...got that one by a dinger by the former Pad, AGonzo...head back to the west coast for the next set of games...by the way, LA...you can't pitch Kershaw every day...
Hey like see above on this...but the play calling of the Packers stinks like no other...who is doing it?...I thought Norv was in Minnesota?...but the imagination is odious...and his power set...is ridiculous...good lord, not good for them Pack fans...any one want to trade for Rodgers?...the price is low...imagine the odor for those Cheeseheads...I digress...
So...off we go to set our sights on Halloween...you know, you have to have little things to get you from point A to point B, right?...well, and there is another thinger...the 3rd and final debate is Wednesday...I think...geez, same eve as Willie...hmmm...still in limbo on that...
You watch the ending of the golf T in Napa?...the dude who was just leaking oil the entire back nine...lost it in the end...to Brendan Steele...who caught fire the last 3 holes...birdie birdie birdie...his 2nd win...the other dude, Kizzire, suffered through his 1st T....maybe not suffered, as he did pick up a big check...$648,000...
So...all you dudes and dudettes...have a mesmerizing Monday...
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