Pixel Division
As the brief trading of players season is upon us, I became befuddled...the perennial All Star SS from the Rockies, Troy Tulowitzki...from our division...was moved to, get this, Toronto!...what?...they have a team there?...is it the Mud Hens?...
I have been jaded by the national TV broadcasts, by ESPN and Fox...who only show certain teams each and every week...and I now dub this, the PIXEL DIVISION!...the members are the Red Sox, Yankees, Cubs, Cardinals, Dodgers, and the Giants...we, the public, are blessed with the viewing of them and them alone...now, it is possible that their opponents may be some other divisional team...but that is by accident...
Let's look at their records this season...
Pixel Division Wins Losses
1. St Looie Cards 64 35
2. NY Yanks 56 42
3. LA Bums 56 44
4. SF Giants 55 44
5. Chi Cubs 52 46
6. Bos Sox 44 56
Compare that to the newly formed group of teams, that are NEVER shown nationally...we will call them the INVISIBLE DIVISION...it has the best team that NO ONE sees, the Royals, the occasionally viewed Nats (Harper factor), Angels (Trout), Astros (from where?), Pirates, and the Twins (KK has one?)...
Invisible Division Wins Losses
1. KC Royals 60 38
2. Pitt Pirates 57 41
3. LA Angels 55 43
4. Hous Astros 55 45
5. Wash Nats 52 45
6. Minn Twins 52 46
Hmmm, let's compare the two divisions...
Pixels 327 wins and 267 losses
Invisibles 331 wins and 258 losses....
Ah yes, you tell me that we aren't spoon fed what the networks want to feed us...
Skeletons...I told you that eventually they were going to come out on the Donald...just started kids...as the crack investigative teams of the other Repub candy men are searching and searching...have come up with stuff on him, written by his first two wives...ha ha...sit back, there will be way more stuff...this is fun, right?...right...
Sad story about a couple of boys that went fishing off the coast of Fla...their boat turned up, and they have yet to ...teens...to make things worse...
Inflategate...how long can it take to do a final judgment?... smells bad kids...or is that deflategate...
The number signed up for the Reunion?...as of last eve, it was 257...the committee told me it will rise to more than 275...very impressive...
The NFL and the SD City meet today on what the city has for them...trying to find a way to keep the fans in the next few years here at the Q...as the new stadium is built in the smog...fuggit about it...the Bolts Boys are gone...they are in Carson...I say, BOYCOTT!...
TG the awful Bachelorette story is over...the worst one in the history of the show...so says me...
Boy Scouts of A lifted their ban on Gay Leaders...what?...the group who has protested this?...the Mormons...hmmm...seems to me that that group was a big supporter of the Boy Scouts...and many of it's member were of that religion...am I right or am I right?...
No trades yet for the Pads...so many rumors...but nuttin thus far...I keep hearing Shields, Venable, and Upton...if we move either of the OF, we need other OF's in return...we have none in the Minors waiting to step up...big Q's for me...
Gotta start packing...
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