Monday Decaf

Good morning kids...how the heck are you?...let's start with the Pads...a SWEEP!...as the hitters hit...the pitchers were so so...and the new San Diego Padres got a 3 gamer versus the always offensive Colorado Rockies...and woah...hold the phone, Gyorko hit a dinger...what?...and the Trib went ballistic..."he's back", so they said...not so fast, my good friends...it's a nice baby step...lost in the stupefying headlines was Upton's 2 doubles and a HR...c'mon, let's get real...and now, off to SF for some very important games...and egads, it's MadBum tonight....

Rory got the Match Play T...and he needed it...to keep his upper echelon status amongst his peers...that was in SF, too...have to admit, I saw very little of the event...had little clue to what the format was in the first 3 days...muddled...staying in the sport...Tiger, you know, HIM, and his latest squeeze, Lindsey Vonn, have called it quits...it's the way of the rich and famous...short term romances...and off you go...somebody told me that that is the way of them people...

The Alumni T...ah yes...the boys had a great day...11 under...easily our best effort over the years...and
poof!...we were 2nd...some other team was at 12...and the next was -5...eegads...oh well, we had a great time...and it's always super to play with your son...priceless...

Charlotte Elizabeth Diana...now this is BIG news...I'm just thinking of school times...when kids are the most vicious...what rhymes with Charlotte?...oh yea, that's bullying...and will never be allowed...wait, she will never go to like real schools, right?...

I repeat, if you refuse to print or show any of the K Fam, will they go away?...what would they do?...let's start a new thing, all you periodical and pixels people...refuse to use!...

NBA...and now we get serious....well...the Clip/Spurs one was special...and the final 8...Cleve/Chi, Wash/Atl, LA/Hous, and GS/Memp...there are some good ones...especially in the west....surprise so far is the Wizards...go figure...and...really don't like the Rockets...but, dang they are good...did you see that GS's Curry was named MVP, in probably the least fan fare ever...why is that?...cuz it wasn't LeBron?...

Regular pixels...now you kids know I'm mostly into reality shows...but I have got into a couple of CBS ones...Madam Secretary and The Good Wife (really?)...have you seen 'em?...well done...so says me...

DWTS...the final stretch is here...and there are some very weak teams still in the mix...and lordy, you never know about the fans vote...as they NEVER publish 'em...which is my bugaboo....I don't get it...why not?...

Carly who?...another GOP Candy for Prez...how many is that now?...

OK, King, to the bank and to the super market...need some grub for the week...