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How many times do you go through this...you can get this for $...but, for just a bit more you can UPGRADE to this!...like on an airplane...or...try downloading a "free" app for your phone...and here's the catch...if you upgrade, there won't be any COMMERCIALS or ADVERTISING on your screen...or the music streaming Pandora...upgrade, and you won't be burdened with the ads...try going into the car lot...looking for the car that was in the paper, so attractively packaged...and for a bit more, you sir, can have THIS!...or...get an iPad or the like...for a $100 more, you can have way more storage...in lieu of the base model...I could go on and on...

Organic...is this worth the upgrade in price?...we blindly rely on the label maker, I guess...it must be better for us if it's organic...how can a banana be better?...you don't eat the skin...and are farmers out there with a special patch for the pesticide free...and then over there...you know, over there...is where the pesticides are used...trust me...coffee beans...strawberries...apples...oranges...chickens...wait.. most everything is better, organic?...costs more for growing with less stuff on it...hmmm...

Golf balls...if you buy the ones that are for $20 a dozen...they must not go as far, as straight, spin as much, do slice more, bore through wind as well...well, now...if you upgrade to a $40 ball, you can specialize to what your ball will do...I want one that walks on water...and restricts itself from streaking out of bounds...that has a honing device that finds the golf hole...and beeps when someone else picks up your ball...

The Farmers...yesterday was the Pro-Am...where the filthy rich get to play with the filthy rich pros...ha ha...and it is a contractually mandated thing for the real golfers...anyway...Tiger was still just a chili dipping around the course...hmmm...we have been having morning fog...delayed the start...it's here again today...the real thing starts today...my pix are:  Spieth, Bradley, Koepka, Fowler, and Dustin Johnson...in the pool I'm in...won it last year...

K fam...eegads, it's the boss...he's gonna be a her...not that there's anything wrong with that...and Kris has already got a new man...I repeat, man...and the girls...are dropping out of home school...and they all continue to upgrade their bodies...the doctors must be making a fortune just working on them...well, if that is really happening...maybe not...

Golden St...if you like up and down hoops...and free and easy shooting...and very accurate dudes...then this is your team...probably the best PG in the biz...and the best 2 guard...and a dang good bench...hmmm...champ material?...the games versus the Clip Joint are worthy of the high $ they charge...

Ever wonder who makes the store brands of food at a market...like cereal...you can get Post's Grape Nuts...or the store's Nutty Nuggets...who makes them?...or you can get the organic Real Nutties...why?...is it the same company?...I remember when I worked at a packing co. when in college...we would suddenly stop...change labels...put an odd one out...go for an hour...then stop...go back to normal...didn't care much back then...

There's actually a company that evaluates all the incoming kids from high school to college in football...call the top 300 prospects...and then...the university that gets the most of the crop, gets the best ranking...imagine working that circuit...

That's it...I'm upgrading to a real Oroweat XCrispy Muffin...and a fake egg...with inorganic butter, that is softened by an addition of olive oil...topped with a 2% milk made cheese slice...damn, how many grams of sugar is that?....can only have 34 for the entire day....

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