Wednesday Waa Waas

Hey kids, I am up early...you know what that means...rants and raves!...

Say it isn't so...the K Fam is in disarray...leader of the pack, Brucey, has fled the coup...couple that with Khloe kicking out Lamar...it is another wonderful chapter in America's favorite fam....

Snooki, the other one...not the most talented, gifted dancer...although HE just may be...thanks for your reply yesterday...thought your mind was blown...OUT...

Did you think that the A's were robbed by the home run call?...don't think so...it was mighty close...

Boehner's approval rating is at 5%...let's see, in the Crazy Horse book, he is at 0%...what a turd, er bird, er bird dog (Everly Bros)...

Went out for Chinese food last eve...you know there are none of them in the GQ...wonder why...so, had to high tail it up to Hillcrest...

Now LA, the Bosox know how to celebrate a minor set of games...the Bums are dreadful in that category...try it with class, not being asses...

The line of the Duck and UDub game is stationary at 14...hmmm...is DET playing?...could be the diff...and what is the weather going to be?...just read it DROPPED to 13 1/2...hmmm...

Very peculiar Vegas marks on the Coug/Beav match...WSU by one...???...just don't see that...hasn't Riley righted his floundering ship?...thought he did...

My FF team scored like 59 points...these are professionals?...these are professionals!...for goodness sakes...of course, I had the Carolina QB and 2 Bolts in the lineup...maybe they are NOT!...

NASDAQ got blown up yesterday...figuratively...Boehner and his buddies probably got early news, and pulled their stocks out the day prior...

The Tiger's Cabrera is just a shell of what he was...with the bad wheel and all...

The NBA has begun it's exhibition season...who goes to these games?...and why?...

The Pro Bowl (NFL) has introduced their new unis...very similar to the Duckees, don't you think?...by the way, I thought they were abolishing that meaningless thing...

The weather gurls are predicting some rain here...let's see, it's not Orygun type of the moisture for sure...just enough to slicken up the roads...still can't figure out why it is so green here...

Miley has been out promoting her new CD, Bangerz...catchy title, huh...she is a beauty...arrogant, flippant, and rich...what rhymes with that?...and you got what I think of her...but, dang, she can sing...

I do like the original premise of the Voice...and I do like the judges...but the next round of singoffs...and that's exactly what I do, turn it off...

Staying in that genre...the X Factor's key guy, Simon...fresh off of getting his friend's wife preggers...and leading a trio of gurl judges in that miserable show...is sporting some cool specs...who says he's not aging?...

Michael Buble is here in November....let's see...saw him last year...same venue...the old Sports Arena...had turrible seats...this time around, want to get floor ones...stub hub, here I come...

Call me crazy...CRAZY...but I have already reserved next year's Maui vacay...still in September...it will be Marsha's 40th wedding ann....if we can make it...c'mon, Brucey left...so anything's possible...just kidding M...

Have to get on the stick and watch them hosses...it is less than a month until the Breeder's Cup...at SA...you know my story....but, I have to be watching the qualifiers...let's get serious...

Have 3 rounds scheduled in the next 2 weeks...going to try to get back at it...got lots of balls...that need to be banged...I call them Bangerz....dang, that Miley thinger is just stuck in me head...

Think the UDub and Stanford coaches like each other?...think again...Sarkasian accused Shaw of faking injuries...to slow Wash down...ha ha...that's exactly what UW did to Orygun when they were in slo mo...

Time to find some food around here...