Grotesque
Morning kids...it's Monday, Aug 26, 2013...and the weekend was full of surprises...some great sport stories, some not so great entertainment ones...seven thoughts by CH...
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The MTV Video Music Award Show...the acts have become the most bizarre that you may actually see on live tv...from Gaga to Nu Direction ( or is it One) to JT....not THE JT, but Justin Timberlake...where do I start...it's more of a freak show...first, the "President of Pop", Timberlake, as called by Jimmy Fallon...OMG...and his act went on FOREVER...he can dance...his voice is minimal...15 minute set...and Gaga...good lord, she changed outfits during her number...ending up in a bikini...eegads...BUT...the worst and most disgusting thing I have ever seen on a show....EVER...was the grotesque set by Miley Cyrus...she must have been on something...as no one, I mean NO ONE, would allow themselves to be seen like that...gyrating awkwardly...mimicking a pole dancer...sticking her tongue out constantly...it truly was the WORST performance I have ever seen...the worst...
2. The Barclays...much like the British Open...out of nowhere came a dude to win it...Adam Scott...posted his score of 11 under...and waited for the rest of the blokes to try to tie him...no one did...Lefty put up a magical finish to come close...Tiger, battling the back tweaks, missed by an inch...high drama in Jersey...very cool...as Stevie laughs, yet again...
3. The Jets...staying in NY...why do these blokes get so much air time?...as their coach Ryan, creates such a stir...as he actually went to his number one QB in the latter part of an exhibition game...to get a WIN...what?...and the QB Sanchez, got hurt...how does this coach keep his job?...what a mess...and only in NY, right?...
4. The Pads...OK, I have been suffering a bit too much...and this time they go 14 innings...what?...forever...squander countless tries at putting the game away...lack of clutch hitting...duh...to be fair, so did the Mets...so let's give the pitching it's due...2 runs...and the winner?...the unlikely knock by Nick Hundley...a day off...whew...by the way, SD dropped Volquez...he'd had enough chances...oops, my bad...it was 15 innings!...whatever...ANOTHER ERROR!..it was against the Cubbies...man, I have lost it!...
5. The weather...let's see we are in August...as the rains, and winds, and thunder, and lightning...have hit...all over the US of A...even down here...and have run up the desert from the south...just east of us...all the way to Vegas...and now....it will work it's way to the west and we will get some of it...like I've said prior, we have only seen lightning once in 6 years here...and the fires...the west coast has had it's share...the one in Yosemite Park is devastating...
6. Filner...I brushed over this quickly...he resigned...and went to the mike and said HE was the victim...that he was the one that was unjustly persecuted...by the media and the opposition...wait, there was a coalition of both parties against him...an absolute joke...
7. Del Mar...OK, I have gone but once...yesterday was the Pacific Coast Classic...and the fav, Game on Dude, won in a breeze...million dollar race...of course, I tried to beat him...and lost...sometimes, I wonder my logic...yet, I told everyone that wanted to know...he was a lock...
And that's the way it is...in this cloudy am...
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2. The Barclays...much like the British Open...out of nowhere came a dude to win it...Adam Scott...posted his score of 11 under...and waited for the rest of the blokes to try to tie him...no one did...Lefty put up a magical finish to come close...Tiger, battling the back tweaks, missed by an inch...high drama in Jersey...very cool...as Stevie laughs, yet again...
3. The Jets...staying in NY...why do these blokes get so much air time?...as their coach Ryan, creates such a stir...as he actually went to his number one QB in the latter part of an exhibition game...to get a WIN...what?...and the QB Sanchez, got hurt...how does this coach keep his job?...what a mess...and only in NY, right?...
4. The Pads...OK, I have been suffering a bit too much...and this time they go 14 innings...what?...forever...squander countless tries at putting the game away...lack of clutch hitting...duh...to be fair, so did the Mets...so let's give the pitching it's due...2 runs...and the winner?...the unlikely knock by Nick Hundley...a day off...whew...by the way, SD dropped Volquez...he'd had enough chances...oops, my bad...it was 15 innings!...whatever...ANOTHER ERROR!..it was against the Cubbies...man, I have lost it!...
5. The weather...let's see we are in August...as the rains, and winds, and thunder, and lightning...have hit...all over the US of A...even down here...and have run up the desert from the south...just east of us...all the way to Vegas...and now....it will work it's way to the west and we will get some of it...like I've said prior, we have only seen lightning once in 6 years here...and the fires...the west coast has had it's share...the one in Yosemite Park is devastating...
6. Filner...I brushed over this quickly...he resigned...and went to the mike and said HE was the victim...that he was the one that was unjustly persecuted...by the media and the opposition...wait, there was a coalition of both parties against him...an absolute joke...
7. Del Mar...OK, I have gone but once...yesterday was the Pacific Coast Classic...and the fav, Game on Dude, won in a breeze...million dollar race...of course, I tried to beat him...and lost...sometimes, I wonder my logic...yet, I told everyone that wanted to know...he was a lock...
And that's the way it is...in this cloudy am...
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