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Twas

Twas
Just 3 days before Christmas
And there is sun all around us
As the Chargers prepare for
A Detroit Lion victoree
The final week of the Kardashees
Ruining the air, the print, and the NBA
You say...GOP
On Newt and Mitt and Michelle and Ron
Where you say is Hermie
Or Sarah
As we ponder the demise of the Donald
Alas do not worry
The vote will be here soon
And we can go back to bashing the electee
Sugar plums abound like divorces
On the train wrecks of Beverly Hills
Or Orange County or Atlanta or New York City
Or New Joisy
Nothing like a good gal brawl
BSBCS
To enrich the bowl chairs
With money that can only be from people who care
That have SEC all over their wear
Bah humbug to those who swear
They believe in the system
Wait
I am need of but 2 more presents
To put underneath
Our fake tree
Off to the Lexus to fill it up
With discounts and coupons
And buttons and bows
Yes, to Starbucks
For warmth of four dollar coffee
And three dollar scones
And to the mall
To see
All the other people
Just like me

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