Turrible, Part Deux

Well, how do I say turrible....TURRIBLE...the latest of award shows...this time it's the awkward one, the MTV's...now, there are some that are OK, but for the most part...they try to top one another...get as outlandish as you can...that's the trick...and here's the catch....I'm just fine with that part of it...that's their schtick...but I'm offended by the hanger onners...for what reason in the whole wide world would Kim Kardashian be invited to this?  I mean isn't she on her honeymoon?  Or is that not paid for?  I digress...and for crying out loud, enough of Justin Beeber...biggest joke since the Jonas Bros....back...Lady Gaga is really out there...now, this is a very creative gal...and, I try, but I just don't get rap...maybe it's my red blood...drums I can understand...enough of this....

The Padres go into Arizona and get swept...and the manager talks to how good the DBacks pitching is...fact is, it's the horrendous hitting of the turrible Pads...no life and no promise...and off to LA to get their butts whupped some more...one more...the pitchers talk about the one mistake they made...geez, if you only have one and it costs you the game...well, it's got to be a pretty pathetic team you're on...yup...

If you think that horse racing is dead...you're dead wrong...Del Mar was packed to the gills on the Pacific Coast Classic Day...dang, and I was right 4 of 5 races in the Pick 5...pays nuttin honey...

Big Bros...the shocker was that Jeff got the boot...fan friendly fellow....so the public was up in arms...and the rumor was that the gal(Shelley) who flipped and x'd him out is getting threats, or, at least her family is...a bit too much, huh...she isn't the nicest of people...but get real peops...you gots to have a villain...

You following the stocks today?  The roller coaster ride is on the up...just don't get it...
Who won the golf thinger this weekend?  See, nobody cares...
Bachelor Pad tonight...maybe the odious pair will get the boot...
The biggish deal is the announcement of the latest DWTS cast...rumor has it that Chaz Bono and Ron Artest are in...
Speaking of "Rumor Has It", Adelle wasn't in tune much last night...
Finally grilled the flank steak...mighty fine eatins...3 minutes a side...

Today is the get our garb for Maui one...breezy, light, yet sophisticated...ez for Marsh...a real long shot for mois...