Spy Caper

I can't make this up...there is this feller...who just happens to be a rich one...that has this little problem...one of his most fundamental parts of his little toy is broken...well, it's getting fixed...but he has to use the toy, anyway...NOW...so he has to find a temporary replacement part...that no one else has...so he secretly ends up in this little town in Mississippi, where this little part is known to exist...Hattiesburg...and the part is definitely used, NOT NEW...in fact, advertised as an antique...so...this feller doesn't want anyone to know that he is there...oops, he tweets he's there...blown cover!  This feller is none other than Baltimore Colt's owner, James Irsay...celebrated NFL boss...trying to find a gap quarterback for his recently worked on QB, Peyton Manning....so what's he doing is trying to get the legendary Brett Favre to to be this missing part...yup, it's true...

Wow, we lived through it!  I'm talking the fantabulous wedding of the fav Kardashian...Kim...and it was the gaga event of the year...anyone, who is anyone, was there...you know LiLo was there...and it is reported that with all the special picture taking contracts, that they actually MADE MONEY on the event...the stills brought tears to my eyes...
I'd have a picture for you, but I couldn't afford 'em...

Continuing with my apparent sarcasm.... the Padres swept the inept Marlins of Florida...who by the way, move to Miami next year....and will be called the Miami Marlins (I think), with a new logo...so, maybe not Marlins...it was another teary eyed festivity, as SD honored their all time save leader, Trevor Hoffman...an hour long tribute, highlighted by the unveiling of his retired number 51...unfortunately for moi, I just saw him on his downslide...then go out and have the new save guy, Heath Bell, blow one...as Heath said after "only Trevor gets a save on his day"...OK...

Golf...another nobody I know wins...Webb Simpson...and Freddy wins in a playoff in the seniors...and Suzanne Peterson wins in another playoff in PDX...

Have a mature Monday...