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Where else could you find the news like this...not to be outdone by some silly movie, such as the Las Vegas flick about a bachelor party..."The Hangover"...a suspected DUI case east of LA, on the way to LV...right around Hemet...propped up in the passenger seat was a ...GOAT...yup, a real live one...the driver's buddy was in the back seat...the goat is doing well in a animal shelter...no news if it was stolen or owned by said driver...

You gurl Britney has a new single out...something to do with "If you hold your body next to mine" or something like that...seems that way back in the 70's a country group, the Bellamy Bros, had a song eerily similar to it...and they want some type of recognition...

I swear this is true...a guy in Florida was run over at a gas station by his own rig...seems like his dog, who was riding shotgun, moved over to the driver's side and put the car in gear...and plop...he was hit...no mention to how each of the party's are doing...

Have you been following any of the Kelsey Grammar divorce thinger?  It has been magnified due to his protesting wife, Camille, being on "The Housewives of Beverly Hills"...no pre-nup...and he supposedly is worth over 100 mill...found himself a newer model and he wants to trade her in...like fast...Camille says wait a minute...and you thought that never happens in real life...

On a much more serious note...Brandon Roy...Blazer star...got scoped on both knees...hope this works...I hear he has little to connect to in his knees...

And finally, my gurl Marsha, celebrates her birthday today...hey, she is better than ever...