Who doesn't love the Drake

What on earth is going on with the Dux football program?  I can count 4 major law infractions in the past week...are we talking bad guys?  Or good guys going bad?  Or what?  Clean it up Chip...and fast...
OMG...the Blazers found a way to lose a romp over the Jazz...take bad shots, rest the wrong people at the wrong times, continue to be inept at timeouts...recipe for failure and a chorus of booos...or booze...sorry PDX, but it's true...
An all English (well, that's where they were born) final in the Match-play in Tucson...as the pink laden Ian Poulter beat up on Sean Casey...wait, I thought that was Paula Creamer's trademark?
Your latest republican splinter group, the CPAC (?) endorsed Ron Paul...not your favorite Sarah...
Remember when Prez Reagan was shot and the Sec. of State Alex Haig said he was in charge?  Well, he passed away this past weekend...
Your Bachelor rejects tell all tonight...nothing like a woman scorned...
Did you see your Big Love?  A bit off, but still mighty entertaining...
I have to work on my irons...