The Perfect Turkey

As we approach the holiday for all you white Americans, Thanksgiving, I can't help but think of the perfect turkey...regardless of whether or not, you were actually sharing a meal with the hostiles...aka "Indians"...see Washington Redskins, the fighting Sioux of SDakota, the Cleveland Indians, the Atlanta Braves, etc...it still bequeathed a symbol of a bird, prepared just so that we all could share it's meat...as time has gone on, even the savages picked up your tradition and , voila, it is accepted even in native lands...that what you call reservations...I digress...it's been a good long while that the white man defeated the natives and all this jibberish about color of skin has been laid to rest...oops, there I go again...back to the feast...the perfect turkey...
Brine it, deep fat fry it, barbecue it, bake it, bag it, baste it, buy it, de-bone it, roll it, faux it....there's just so many ways to get your perfection done...the key is to have someone else do it...eat it, take a plate of leftovers, fake a "can I help you clean up", and get out of dodge...now that's a perfect turkey...
Speaking of turkeys...the Cleveland Browns, the Minnesota TWolves, the Oakland A's, ...those are turkeys...
And speaking of Sarah Pahlin...did you see her interview with Oprah? Evasive is a mighty big trait of most politicians...even if you are currently without an elected office at this time...
Pass the gravy please...